2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Boca Raton: Northern Illinois +10½
| # | Team |
| 1 | 2 Bald Guys, No Torn ACL |
| 2 | Bears, Devils, Heels, Oh My |
| 3 | BIGLAWBOY |
| 4 | Bye Shane II |
| 5 | Camden Lane Crazies |
| 6 | Crucial Taunt |
| 7 | Dad Boner |
| 8 | Famous Jewish Sports Legends |
| 9 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 10 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 11 | Fightin' Amish |
| 12 | Golden Earrings |
| 13 | How Can I Be This Bad?? |
| 14 | Huff and Doback |
| 15 | JAI YO |
| 16 | Just the Tip |
| 17 | Mama Said Knock You Trout |
| 18 | Off the Handle |
| 19 | Project Badass |
| 20 | Rocky Mountain Way |
| 21 | SJSU Spartans |
| 22 | SLOTUG |
| 23 | Sluggas Wit Attitude |
| 24 | T-Diddy |
| 25 | The 209 |
| 26 | The 513 |
| 27 | The Usual Suspects |
| 28 | Those Aren't Pillows |
| 29 | Vali-Morons |
| 30 | Wayne Enterprises |
| 31 | West Virginia Party Boys |
| 32 | Whitebread |