2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Karen Khachanov
| # | Team |
| 1 | BarEviction |
| 2 | BigB |
| 3 | Brandon Scott’s Tots |
| 4 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 5 | Darkness Retreat |
| 6 | Do Wrong Right |
| 7 | Edwin Jackson is Immaculate |
| 8 | Faceless Man |
| 9 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 10 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 11 | Fifth Wheel |
| 12 | Four Loko |
| 13 | Fox Mulder |
| 14 | Go Bulldogs! |
| 15 | Gronkey Kong |
| 16 | HBro's |
| 17 | HMD Industries |
| 18 | Johnny Backpacks |
| 19 | Kissing Cousins |
| 20 | Krudler |
| 21 | Little Yerry Stackhouse |
| 22 | Longmires |
| 23 | Low Expectations |
| 24 | Managing Managers |
| 25 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPills |
| 26 | Nerd Alert! |
| 27 | Not Ivan Toney |
| 28 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 29 | phart |
| 30 | Sacrifice Blunts |
| 31 | San Jose State Superfan |
| 32 | ScudderRoad |
| 33 | Seventh Heaven |
| 34 | Shart Garfunkel |
| 35 | Sixth Sense |
| 36 | SLOMIKE |
| 37 | Stat Arb 4 DumDums |
| 38 | SubwayHero |
| 39 | Tequila Howie |
| 40 | The 209 |
| 41 | The Fighting Tuckmans |
| 42 | The Wild Bunch |
| 43 | Thing Two |
| 44 | Third Wheel |
| 45 | TRYAN43 |
| 46 | Tundra Prius |
| 47 | West Virginia Party Boy |
| 48 | You Might Win |