2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Helium
| # | Team |
| 1 | $3 Miller Lites |
| 2 | 3 Dudes 1 Couch |
| 3 | Any Sport Will Do |
| 4 | Astoriakids |
| 5 | Bentley's Bitches |
| 6 | BigB |
| 7 | Bowron& Bowron |
| 8 | Bulls on Parade |
| 9 | CoLo for the win |
| 10 | Covid-69 |
| 11 | Dad Boner |
| 12 | Devils, Bears, Heels Oh My |
| 13 | Donkey Punching |
| 14 | Eskimo Brothers |
| 15 | fallfromgrace |
| 16 | Fightin' Amish |
| 17 | Fuck Petey |
| 18 | Go Bulldogs! |
| 19 | Grassy Nole |
| 20 | Hawks Fly Together |
| 21 | Henry the Good Doy |
| 22 | Hondo |
| 23 | JUGGERNAUT |
| 24 | Juiced |
| 25 | Lawn Game Legend |
| 26 | Little Chocolate Donuts |
| 27 | Managing Manager |
| 28 | MattyRads |
| 29 | Megatron0525 |
| 30 | MGOCOVID19 |
| 31 | Miami Vice |
| 32 | OakLandBeforeTimeXVII |
| 33 | Off On Your Mother |
| 34 | OhioSchultz |
| 35 | Pa & Ja |
| 36 | Pablo Escobar |
| 37 | Poker Boys |
| 38 | Power Top |
| 39 | PSU Pride |
| 40 | Retiredbutnot |
| 41 | Rounders |
| 42 | Rustys Raiders |
| 43 | SARS CoV-2 legit to quit |
| 44 | Shart Garfunkel |
| 45 | Slap Shot |
| 46 | Special Ks! |
| 47 | Sportwonks |
| 48 | The Antibodies |
| 49 | The Syosset Braves |
| 50 | Thirteen Five |
| 51 | What Comes Next? |
| 52 | You Might Win |