2024/2025 Decathlon: Who Selected: FC Dallas
| # | Team |
| 1 | $3 Miller Lites |
| 2 | 6 aces, 4skins and a 3 putt |
| 3 | ATHLETICS! |
| 4 | Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. |
| 5 | Blue Horse Shoe |
| 6 | Bondslingers |
| 7 | Bottom of the Fifths |
| 8 | Bowron& Bowron |
| 9 | Breakfast Beverages |
| 10 | David Hasselhoff |
| 11 | Delusions of Grandeur |
| 12 | Disinfectant Injection |
| 13 | Dr. Fauci |
| 14 | Fuck Petey |
| 15 | Fuji Bomb’s |
| 16 | Giggy |
| 17 | Golden Earrings |
| 18 | Gutter Trojans |
| 19 | Gypsy puss in the flesh |
| 20 | Gyros & Souvlaki |
| 21 | Hammers |
| 22 | Hard Rock's $$$ |
| 23 | idontrecall |
| 24 | InTuckerWeTrust |
| 25 | Jackie Treehorn |
| 26 | JoeRobbieStadium |
| 27 | Juicy Fatty Chicken Patties |
| 28 | Kansas City Chiefs |
| 29 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 30 | Killer Bs |
| 31 | KJCLJC |
| 32 | Land Thieves |
| 33 | Locksmen |
| 34 | MDubs3 |
| 35 | Mr. Jones and Friends |
| 36 | OhioSchultz |
| 37 | packers |
| 38 | Patatas |
| 39 | Poky Not Pokey |
| 40 | Shower Sharts |
| 41 | Stimulus my PPP |
| 42 | That Ain't Mayo |
| 43 | The Usual Suspects |
| 44 | TheBizuation |
| 45 | Truffle Butter Express |
| 46 | Two Doofs |
| 47 | Valimorons |
| 48 | Vanilla Chocolate Swirl |