2023 Event Summary: Professional Football

Status: Completed

RULES: PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL

Q1: Preseason picks

All NFL teams have been seeded (roughly) according to Vegas odds.

Select eight teams totaling no more than 32 seed points.

Your eight teams will earn points as follows:
...7 pts for each win (8 for a playoff win)
..15 pts for a division title
..10 pts for a wildcard berth
..25 pts for a Super Bowl berth
..40 pts for a Super Bowl win

Picks lock 9/5 530p Pacific, at the first kickoff

Q2: Playoffs
A total of 12 NFL teams make the playoffs - 6 in each conference. The teams are seeded as follows:
NFC
(1) Niners
(2) Packers
(3) Saints
(4) Eagles
(5) Seahawks
(6) Vikings
AFC
(1) Ravens
(2) Chiefs
(3) Patriots
(4) Texans
(5) Bills
(6) Titans


Pick 5 teams whose seeds add up to *at least* 16 points. Note that your 5 teams can be from any conference. For example, you could take the 1st seed from both conferences, the 2nd seed from one conference, and both 6th seeds, and your entry would be valid (1 + 1 + 2 + 6 + 6 = 16). Or, you could take the 1st through 4th and the 6th seed all from one conference, and that would be valid (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 6 = 16).

30 pts for every playoff win
10 bonus pts for each conference championship berth (2nd round win)
20 bonus pts for a Super Bowl berth
40 bonus pts for a Super Bowl win

Playoff Picks lock Sat Jan 4th 1:35 Pacific (kickoff of the early game)

 
POINT RECAP: PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL

Preseason Picks
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
AFC-N Cincinnati (0) 298 14 0 0 0 0 0 14
AFC-E Miami (0) 109 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
NFC-W Arizona (1) 123 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
NFC-E NY Giants (1) 221 28 0 0 0 0 0 28
NFC-E Washington (1) 77 21 0 0 0 0 0 21
AFC-W Denver (2) 149 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AFC-W Oakland (2) 87 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AFC-E Buffalo (2) 137 70 0 10 0 0 0 80
NFC-N Detroit (2) 91 21 0 0 0 0 0 21
NFC-S Tampa Bay (2) 100 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AFC-S Tennessee (3) 89 63 0 10 16 0 0 89
AFC-S Indianapolis (3) 104 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AFC-E NY Jets (3) 126 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
NFC-S Carolina (3) 177 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
AFC-N Baltimore (4) 158 98 15 0 0 0 0 113
NFC-W Seattle (4) 258 77 0 10 8 0 0 95
NFC-W San Francisco (4) 37 91 15 0 16 25 0 147
AFC-S Jacksonville (5) 46 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
AFC-S Houston (5) 149 70 15 0 8 0 0 93
NFC-N Minnesota (5) 123 70 0 10 8 0 0 88
NFC-S Atlanta (5) 77 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AFC-N Pittsburgh (6) 95 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
NFC-N Green Bay (6) 76 91 15 0 8 0 0 114
NFC-E Dallas (6) 105 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
AFC-W LA Chargers (7) 64 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
AFC-N Cleveland (7) 32 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
NFC-N Chicago (7) 50 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
NFC-W LA Rams (8) 107 63 0 0 0 0 0 63
NFC-S New Orleans (8) 151 91 15 0 0 0 0 106
NFC-E Philadelphia (8) 97 63 15 0 0 0 0 78
AFC-W Kansas City (10) 129 84 15 0 24 25 40 188
AFC-E New England (10) 150 84 15 0 0 0 0 99
NFL Playoffs
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
SF 49ers (1) 160 60 10 20 0 0 0 90
BAL Ravens (1) 361 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
GB Packers (2) 36 30 10 0 0 0 0 40
KC Chiefs (2) 233 90 10 20 40 0 0 160
NO Saints (3) 378 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
NE Patriots (3) 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
PHI Eagles (4) 46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HOU Texans (4) 66 30 0 0 0 0 0 30
SEA Seahawks (5) 336 30 0 0 0 0 0 30
BUF Bills (5) 188 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
MIN Vikings (6) 61 30 0 0 0 0 0 30
TEN Titans (6) 172 60 10 0 0 0 0 70

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
LEADERBOARD: PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL

#   Team Points
1   Pepe Silvia 991
2   Roger Dorn’s Ole! Academy 981
3   Poky Not Pokey 977
4   The Dancing Bears 965
5   Piss Ants & Spiders 945
6   SH TIGERS 932
--   Walton's World 932
8   OurYear19-20 931
9   David Hasselhoff 927
10   Yahtzee!! 923
11   Gypsy Puss Returns 922
12   Bulls on Parade 911
13   Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! 910
14   Fartface 909
--   Mr. Jones and Friends 909
--   Valimorons 909
17   3 in the Stink 906
18   Sibling Rivalry 905
19   HawkFlyTogether 904
20   BDBB - The Original 903
21   GBS 901
22   Don’t call me Joey 898
--   Lunatic Fringe 898
24   The Dusters 895
25   Philly Special 890
26   BYE WEEK 886
--   You Might Win 886
28   AAF Memorial 885
--   Favre's Prick Picks 885
30   Dad Boner 877
31   Ferda 875
--   walterhouston22 875
--   ZFG 875
34   Knicks2020 873
35   Danger Zone 872
36   Winter Sucks 870
37   RJMARINO 869
38   Go Bulldogs! 866
39   Le’Veon on a Prayer. 863
40   Damage, Inc. 860
41   Benny LaJett Rodriguez 859
--   Managing Managers 859
43   Yo-Nays 858
44   Let'sNailThisLikeBigJ 857
45   Jimmy G for MVP 856
46   WALSH! 855
47   Miami vice 854
48   Leckarello 852
49   Too Dope! 851
50   Grayson Allen..Still My Hero 850
--   Patty's Midnight Runners 850
52   steel curtain 849
--   The Usual Suspects 849
54   JJBC All-Stars 846
--   The 209 846
56   Joe Robbie Stadium 844
57   Lynch 843
--   NIASKOS 843
59   Special Ks 842
60   Big Ragu 840
61   Amateur Hour 839
62   22 Milez Away 837
--   The Hameltoes 837
64   Friedlock 836
--   RaymondBabbitt 836
66   Art Vandelay 834
67   4th & Gaul 833
68   Fast_EddieFelson 831
69   The Barksdales 826
70   The Masterminds 825
71   Taco Dirty to Me 822
72   Dad Vasectomy 821
--   Handsy Docs 821
--   Project Badass 821
--   Twice as Nice 821
76   theangrybitterhbrutroll 818
77   My bobblehead has bad sneakers 817
--   Ohio Players 817
79   That Ain't Mayo 815
80   EtAl 814
81   Oliver Rose 813
--   Shimmer 813
83   JCJ Triple Crown 812
84   NVRFULL 811
--   PhilsNDerbs13 811
86   ARMageddon 810
87   Jimmy Dugan 808
--   Rocket City Trash Pandas 808
89   Ladder43 806
90   Team Quack 804
--   Those are I.O.U.'s 804
92   4 Dudes 1 Couch 803
--   Grassy Nole 803
--   Well-Lived Coaching 803
95   Rusty's Raiders 802
--   Safe From Elimination 802
97   Fuji's Fockers 801
98   Sexy Rexy Grossman 800
99   Rimprim 63 799
--   War Otto 799
101   6Aces 4Skins & a 3Putt 798
--   La Cheeserie 798
--   My Team's On The Floor 798
--   Wacenske Team 798
105   Capper2227 797
--   Sandhills Stunners 797
--   TrueSpartan 797
108   The C.O.S.T.A. System 795
109   Doin Wirk 792
--   I4 Corridor 792
111   sgsgsgsg 791
112   Triplets for the Win 790
113   fallfromgrace 789
--   The Hatchmen 789
115   CraigsBFFs 788
--   Rocky Mountain Way 788
117   Great White Buffalo 786
--   Travel Nurses 786
119   ManorMobbinWVU III 783
--   Queen of Hearts 783
121   Jabs 782
--   Pimp in the Box 782
123   IfIScoreMorePointsThanTheOthers... 781
124   Uff 780
--   Violet Beauregarde is a Blueberry 780
126   LHS llc 778
127   Pare La Musica 777
128   Frat 775
129   Jacoby Jones Gold Glove 774
--   KungFu Pandovals 774
131   No Shorties 773
--   StankMo 773
133   Slim Jims’ 772
134   The Blue Mountain Devils 771
135   Oakland (P-T-B-N-L) A's 770
--   The Fighting Tuckmans 770
137   Dragonroll 769
--   Mean Team 769
139   Eskimo Brothers 768
140   Blue Lightning 766
--   The Hawks 766
142   Beershowers 765
--   Unicorns Are Jerks 765
144   Giggybunt 764
--   Health.Moves.Minds. 764
--   PAUPAU! 764
147   TGentile 759
148   Scavnasties 758
--   Subway Hero 758
150   GME 757
151   brooklynboyz 756
152   BPAthletes97 755
--   Egg Salad Sandwich 755
--   Megatron0525 755
--   PauScauJa 755
156   Just Gurley Things 754
157   GEOFF KELLER IS MY HERO 753
--   The Right Angle 753
159   Charitable Donation 751
160   Fightin' Amish 749
--   Macho Row 749
162   Astoria kids 744
--   johnb470 744
--   Orchids of Asia 744
165   Flying Bears 743
--   Gambling $$ 743
167   Drixx Picks 742
--   Nax Squared 742
169   In play, out(s). 740
--   Robocolonels 740
171   ChillWaveCaps 739
--   Let do it for Jhonny! 739
--   Zola n Double A 739
174   Boo-yah 737
--   SPORTS! 737
176   RD 734
177   Bentley's Bitches 733
178   Jackie Treehorn 732
--   Locksmen 732
--   Stat Arb for Dummies 732
181   Beakers Tweakers 731
--   Schwardy 731
--   SLO Mike 731
184   Anything is Possiblllllllllllllllllllle 729
--   Impractical Jokers 729
186   #ToiletBeers 728
--   Balls Models 728
--   ChubbsPeterson 728
--   Pay Us! 728
190   Andalooch 727
--   Gusdad74 727
192   Famous Jewish Sports Legends 726
--   Little Chocolate Donuts 726
194   Favre's Dick Picks 725
--   Flaccid Thunder by Eddie Merlot's 725
196   Gutter Trojans 723
197   3 Guys 1 Cup 722
--   BigB 722
--   stimulus me 722
200   Mean Meat 721
--   META. MUNCHKINS 20 721
--   Van Buren Boys 721
203   Eggs on the Roof 720
--   Milk Was A Bad Choice 720
205   Trevor’s Kickass Team 719
--   Truffle Butter Express 719
--   Tundra Prius 719
208   'Bating Jackers 717
209   I Got Worms 713
210   Jenkins Bros 712
--   Kremenator 712
212   DiamondHead Warriors 711
--   Longwood's Finest 711
--   The Great Soutarski 711
215   Bearvers 710
--   Bochy's Farewell Tour 710
--   Party Like It's 09 710
218   Reno Time Share 709
219   Death Star 708
--   fc poutine 708
221   Devin Nunes' Dad 707
--   I Suck @ This 707
223   Steve's Return to Glory 706
--   Yippee-Ki-Yay MFers 706
225   DEATH ROW 705
--   Fuji Bombs 705
--   The Vlad Lads 705
228   All The Way Black 704
--   Penguins and Polar Bears 704
--   Randolph and Mortimer 704
--   SoHoGoat 704
232   TheLittleKid 701
233   Brady & Manning 700
234   Donkey Kong Kill Screen 699
--   The Joe West Show 699
--   WhyNot? 699
237   Albin's Squad 698
--   PATSWINBIG 698
--   Team Houzzzzz 698
240   Dutchmen 697
241   Ryan's Lions 695
242   Cleveland Steamers 694
243   blue bombers 693
--   Colonel Pedro 693
--   Dr. Baum's secret sauce 693
246   Hondo V 691
--   Juicy Fatty Chicken Patties 691
248   A1 Sport Too 2 689
--   Kikumbas 689
--   McJewish 689
--   Mike Stevens JMU 689
--   PHX Illini 689
--   The Revolting Blobs 689
254   Little Yerry Stackhouse 688
255   Orange is Oranger 687
--   World Champion Orlando Apollos 687
257   Spitters Are Quitters 686
--   The Bizuation 686
259   Off Constantly 683
--   The Killer C's 683
261   Mack7732 682
--   Power Top 682
263   Cash Kinghorn 679
--   Noelg27 679
265   Ripped the Dry Snatch on the Dock 677
266   SportsFanatic 676
267   M&T 675
--   Tycat’s Litterbox 675
269   AnnArbaughs 673
--   MegaCool 673
271   Do Wrong Right 672
--   PickleJuice 672
--   Sleehrats 672
274   Can O'Whoopass 671
275   Shower Sharts 669
276   Caffeine Achiever 668
--   Off the Handle 668
--   OldTownChode 668
279   Japanese Porn Ferish 666
280   Maybe this year? 665
--   The Farbs 665
282   Make America Gronk Again 664
--   The ambiguously Oliver Yee Duo 664
--   Two U's Two K's NO Heart 664
285   King Rock 663
286   DoubleT1324 662
287   Ramblers 661
--   Tasty Waves 661
289   Russell the Muscle 660
290   Jedi Milo 658
--   PJM 658
292   Not Mine 656
--   Welshrr 656
294   BCP 2019 654
--   Smoke Stack Lightning 654
296   Get These Nuts Fick 653
--   The People’s Champ 653
298   Markelle Fultz is Good 652
--   TEAM DEUCE 652
300   DeRp 651
--   Shart Garfunkel 651
302   Brule's Rules 648
303   KogerRoad 647
--   Lazy Leandro 647
--   Manganelli Mambo 647
306   Rats Gamblers 646
--   Thosethatcan'tteach 646
308   G.B.G. Campaign 645
309   ASigPhi 644
--   Double Dribble 644
--   Gambling is Illegal at Bushwood 644
--   PoopityScoop 644
--   Smokin Toogs 644
314   Bad Lieutenant 643
--   NLHawkeye88 643
316   Big Hitter The Lama 642
317   Johnny Backpacks 641
318   Gilbert Snape 640
319   Big Jim! 639
320   Fighting Irish 638
321   Garys FTW 636
--   Greatpoint 636
323   BamaDad71 635
324   Helllooo! La La La 634
--   OakLand Before Time XIX 634
--   Sell the Team 634
327   Bam Bam 633
--   tlamb5187 633
329   Kangatron 632
330   The Champs Champ 630
--   The Salty Dogs 630
332   $3 Miller Lites 629
333   Happy Valley 628
--   Paulina Gret-Skeet Skeet 628
--   Smokeys 628
--   We The Fans Network 628
337   Haymart/McAdams 627
--   illetram yeoj 627
339   Oasis 626
--   Three Judges 626
341   Kissing Cousins 623
342   Ryan L’s Picks 622
343   Lumberjacks 621
344   Mutt Cutts 620
345   Team Popolow 618
346   Da Stucci Brothers 616
--   JetsMetsCanes19 616
348   Big Dogs 614
349   Golden Earrings 612
--   The513 612
351   JD CM 611
352   Pablo Escobar 610
353   Double Down 608
--   Gyros & Sheftalies 608
--   Stack The Pool 608
356   Michielli4340 607
357   Ride the McCoach 606
358   Mackattack 602
359   YesAwesome 601
360   Pablo Sanchez 599
361   Marcus Morris Sucks 597
--   Sea Muffs 597
363   JW4221 594
364   We Are... 593
365   Alone Twogether 592
--   Team Beno 592
367   Chicksy Dix 589
--   L-Train 589
369   Fonzinoons 588
370   idontrecall 587
--   League of Shadows 587
372   Remy & The Jets 585
373   Dr. Mantis Toboggan 584
--   Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle 584
375   Butthole Bill 583
376   McGopolis 581
--   Wentz Wagon 581
378   T-Diddy 580
379   Fo Shizzle 579
380   Atlantic City Knights 574
--   DingleDingle 574
--   Full Mast Blast 574
--   WDYG 574
384   Fab 5 571
385   BOHICA Tribesmen 570
386   Red Deaths 568
--   Yes to Adventure 568
388   Community College Fund 567
--   Oozing Machismo, ESQ 567
390   El Chupacabra 566
--   Mistake by the Lake 566
392   Miami Heaters Only 564
393   CRR 562
--   NY Jets Are Killing Me 562
395   HelplesslyHopingHilton 556
--   The Dude Abides 556
397   CavAndKellz 554
398   Nerd Alert! 553
399   West Virginia Party Boys 552
400   Projo’s Dojo 551
--   TheNeverNudes 551
402   Woke Up Feeling Dangerous 549
403   ARMYdoc 548
404   Ashley Remembered 547
405   MKE 546
406   Springfield Isotopes 544
--   Texas Hedge 544
408   walterhouston25 542
409   AndyParlay 541
410   Docile Beasts 534
--   Vampire Sorority Babes 534
412   Sportwonks 533
413   Hezzy Jimbos 532
414   Might Have a Problem 531
415   Diamond Medallion 530
--   Two Doofs 530
417   Cheeser31 529
418   Lompton 526
419   leaman07 515
420   Attachment Points 514
--   Brad's Crossed Arms 514
422   John Freeman 512
423   Bean Boge Ballers 511
424   Aldinho and Sully 509
425   MattyRads10 506
--   Senior&Son 506
427   Garnutch BBB's 503
--   Shane 7 503
429   Glorious Alts 502
430   Longwood Legends 500
--   The Wild Bunch 500
432   Cinnamon Flakes 497
433   Utah...Get me two, two 493
434   TheRealPSK 492
435   Shananigans 491
436   OMG 489
437   CincyBeerBuds 2.0 487
438   Chosen Newton 486
439   Dhaul42 485
440   Driver 482
441   MFnParr 481
442   Flip Flip Flipadelphia 480
--   MDubs Triumvirate 480
444   Kitten Mittens 479
445   Beer Barons 476
446   ChubbsPinkyFinger 475
--   Cinderella Story 475
--   Paulisstillawanker 475
449   Fred's Tavern 471
450   KevandCaro309 467
--   The High Pitch Erics 467
452   Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies 465
453   Taconuts1 462
--   The author of Catcher in the Rye 462
455   Team Wood 458
456   Gordon Bombay 457
457   BBB- Big Bowron Brand 456
--   LucCon2019 456
459   Hebert 453
460   John Daly for President 448
461   Vegas Bedspread 447
462   Tulsa Trannies 445
463   AFreedie 440
--   Eddie's Cruisers 440
465   Suplex Spectacles 431
466   Prestige Worldwide 426
467   Breakfast Beverages 423
468   Nuckin Futs 1920 421
469   KP Klystrons 409
470   Dirty Mike and the Boys 408
471   Nittany Lion 407
472   Bronx bombers 405
473   rtronce 404
474   HTown Goonies 401
475   Bolet 190
--   Kzoo Crew 190
--   Mags37 190
478   Yankees Suck 120