2023 Event Summary: Professional Football

Status: Completed

RULES: PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL

Q1: Preseason picks
All NFL teams have been seeded roughly according to Vegas odds.

Select eight teams totaling no more than 32 seed points.

Your eight teams will earn points as follows:
...7 pts for each win (8 for a playoff win)
..15 pts for a division title
..10 pts for a wildcard berth
..25 pts for a Super Bowl berth
..40 pts for a Super Bowl win

Picks lock 9/7 525p Pacific, before the first game

Q2: Playoffs
A total of 12 NFL teams make the playoffs - 6 in each conference. The teams are seeded as follows:
NFC
(1) Saints
(2) Rams
(3) Bears
(4) Cowboys
(5) Seahawks
(6) Eagles
AFC
(1) Chiefs
(2) Patriots
(3) Texans
(4) Ravens
(5) Chargers
(6) Colts


Pick 5 teams whose seeds add up to *at least* 16 points. Note that your 5 teams can be from any conference. For example, you could take the 1st seed from both conferences, the 2nd seed from one conference, and both 6th seeds, and your entry would be valid (1 + 1 + 2 + 6 + 6 = 16). Or, you could take the 1st through 4th and the 6th seed all from one conference, and that would be valid (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 6 = 16).

30 pts for every playoff win
10 bonus pts for each conference championship berth (2nd round win)
20 bonus pts for a Super Bowl berth
40 bonus pts for a Super Bowl win

Playoff Picks lock Sat Jan 5th (kickoff of the early game)

 
POINT RECAP: PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL

Preseason Picks
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
AFC-E NY Jets (0) 165 28 0 0 0 0 0 28
AFC-E Miami (0) 141 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AFC-E Buffalo (0) 42 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
NFC-W Arizona (0) 173 21 0 0 0 0 0 21
AFC-N Cincinnati (1) 172 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
AFC-N Cleveland (1) 94 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
NFC-N Chicago (1) 228 84 15 0 0 0 0 99
NFC-S Tampa Bay (1) 33 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
AFC-S Indianapolis (2) 102 70 0 10 8 0 0 88
NFC-W Seattle (2) 177 70 0 10 0 0 0 80
NFC-N Detroit (2) 93 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
NFC-E Washington (2) 79 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AFC-W Denver (3) 68 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
AFC-W Oakland (3) 56 28 0 0 0 0 0 28
AFC-N Baltimore (3) 155 70 15 0 0 0 0 85
AFC-S Tennessee (3) 146 63 0 0 0 0 0 63
NFC-E NY Giants (3) 132 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
AFC-W Kansas City (5) 97 84 15 0 8 0 0 107
NFC-W San Francisco (5) 49 28 0 0 0 0 0 28
NFC-S Carolina (5) 53 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
NFC-E Dallas (5) 27 70 15 0 8 0 0 93
AFC-W LA Chargers (6) 154 84 0 10 8 0 0 102
AFC-S Houston (6) 78 77 15 0 0 0 0 92
AFC-S Jacksonville (7) 72 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
NFC-N Green Bay (7) 153 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
NFC-S Atlanta (7) 64 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
NFC-S New Orleans (7) 165 91 15 0 8 0 0 114
AFC-N Pittsburgh (8) 93 63 0 0 0 0 0 63
NFC-W LA Rams (8) 189 91 15 0 16 25 0 147
NFC-N Minnesota (8) 118 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
NFC-E Philadelphia (9) 36 63 0 10 8 0 0 81
AFC-E New England (10) 204 77 15 0 24 25 40 181
NFL Playoffs
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
NO Saints (1) 299 30 10 0 0 0 0 40
KC Chiefs (1) 175 30 10 0 0 0 0 40
LA Rams (2) 147 60 10 20 0 0 0 90
NE Patriots (2) 187 90 10 20 40 0 0 160
CHI Bears (3) 201 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
HOU Texans (3) 43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
DAL Cowboys (4) 34 30 0 0 0 0 0 30
BAL Ravens (4) 72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
SEA Seahawks (5) 129 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LA Chargers (5) 251 30 0 0 0 0 0 30
PHI Eagles (6) 92 30 0 0 0 0 0 30
IND Colts (6) 215 30 0 0 0 0 0 30

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
LEADERBOARD: PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL

#   Team Points
1   Walton’s World 1087
2   Ran 1066
3   A 1 Sports 1058
4   Spitters are Quitters 1054
5   Projo's Dojo 1053
6   Benny LaJett Rodriguez 1051
7   Brad's Crossed Arms 1040
8   Stimulus Me 1032
9   Great White Buffalo 1030
10   Larry Bird Turd 1019
11   Jedi Milo 1014
12   Bean Boge Ballers 1012
13   My Kids' Community College Fund 1011
14   Aldinho and Sully 1010
15   Paulisawanker 1008
16   SC Phanatics 1007
17   Grip It and Sip It 2.0 1006
18   My Team’s On The Floor 993
19   Longwood Legends 990
--   The GOATS 990
21   Breakfast Beverages 986
22   Shower Sharts 985
23   Garnutch BBB’s 983
24   #ToiletBeers 981
25   Juicy Fatty Chicken Patties 980
--   The Rodfather 980
27   Whiskey Slushies 979
28   Golden Earrings 978
--   Two Doofs 978
30   Patty's Midnight Runners 976
31   Party like it's 09 975
32   The Brain Trust 974
33   DEATH ROW 971
34   All About That Paper Boi 969
35   Palooka 968
36   Bye Shane 6 967
--   Hebert team 967
--   Shart Garfunkel 967
39   Philly Special 966
40   Gambling $$ 960
41   Utah...Gimmie Two, Two 959
42   #JohnMatthewStafford 958
43   MattHatter 957
--   Rusty's Raiders 957
--   Steel Curtain 957
46   Do Wrong Right 955
47   Zola n Double A 951
48   Hartford Yard Goats 946
49   BigB 944
--   Janefonda 944
51   98LEAGUECHAMP 942
--   NVRFULL 942
53   GJ 941
--   Little Chocolate Donuts 941
55   Caleb Hannabury 940
56   3 in the Stink 937
--   Cheers 04 07 13 937
--   idontrecall 937
59   Dad Boner 936
--   Twice as Nice 936
61   Docile Beasts 934
--   Jimmy Dugan 934
63   SportsFanatic 933
64   Dalé 932
65   Red Deaths 931
66   Hondo III 925
--   NLHawkeye88 925
68   TheBreadMen 924
69   BDBB - The Original 923
--   Triplets for the Win 923
71   KPKlystrons 922
--   West Virginia Party Boys 922
73   Well-Lived Coaching 918
74   BoilerGators 915
75   Prestige Worldwide 914
--   Yo-Nays 914
77   'Bating Jackers 913
78   The C.O.S.T.A. System 911
79   Dutchmen 910
--   HTown Goonies 910
81   KungFu Pandovals 909
--   Kzoo Crew 909
--   Steve Adzima Picks 909
84   The Odell Hotel 908
85   Blue Label Reclamation Project 906
86   Shake-N-Bake 899
--   Sunshine Rice Express 899
88   Those that can't.....Teach 896
89   David Minc 894
--   Dhaul42 894
--   rtronce 894
--   Senior & Son 894
93   SLO MIKE 893
94   Famous Jewish Sports Legends 889
95   One More Point 885
96   Brule's Rules 883
--   Fonzinoons 883
98   Fick Can ALWAYS Get Our Nuts 882
99   We Are.... 881
100   Brooklynboyz 880
101   Atlantic City Knights 878
--   Triple Stamp A Double Stamp! 878
103   Sibling Rivalry 877
104   Art Vandelay 876
105   College Park Hornets 875
--   Da Stucci Brothers 875
107   Glorious Alts 872
108   All The Way Black 870
109   CraigsBFFs 869
110   Truffle Butter Express 867
111   Jimmy G for MVP 866
--   PHX Illini 866
113   El Chupacabra 865
114   Cleveland Cavanaughliers 864
115   All Hail the Big Ragu 863
--   Randolph and Mortimer 863
117   Flying Bears 861
118   Yes to Adventure 860
119   Valimorons 859
120   FC Poutine 858
121   AndyParlay 857
122   NoLove923 856
123   3dudes1couch 855
--   Basement Dwellers 855
125   Agador Spartacus 854
--   Leckarello 854
--   Tampa Bay Torms 854
--   The 209 854
129   Maize&BlueFinal4 853
130   Hokie Pokie 851
--   ManorMobbinWVU II 851
--   Nerd Alert! 851
133   JABS 850
134   ARMYdoc 847
--   I hate sports 847
--   Jackie Treehorn 847
137   Anexation of Puerto Rico 845
--   I Can’t Stop! 845
--   Let’s nail this like Big J 845
140   Miami Vice 842
--   Project Badass 842
--   Rightward Sloping 842
143   Impractical Jokers 841
--   Nilly Nilly 841
--   Sexy Rexy Grossman 841
--   The Dude Abides 841
147   Glorious Domination 840
--   Gypsy Puss 840
149   Sean Miller's Discretionary Acct 839
150   Staten Islands Finest 838
151   Sack Lunch 836
152   Mike and Dave's excellent adventure 835
153   YZ’s Winners 834
154   Dream Team 833
--   Mick and Mack III 833
156   Brothers Gotta Hug 832
157   BamaDad71 831
--   PayneStewartEasterMiracle 831
159   Bearvers 830
--   CamdenCrazy2131 830
--   One Large Love Worm 830
162   Moose Knuckle 828
--   Nation of Domination 828
--   New Day Co-Op 828
165   ARMageddon 827
166   morf8311 825
167   The Hawks 823
168   2 Brothers 822
--   Gutter Trojans 822
--   PhilsNDerbs 822
171   David Hasselhoff 821
--   Gordita Crunch 821
173   Heinz Capel 819
--   In play, out(s) 819
--   RaymondBabbitt 819
176   L-7 Weenies 817
--   The Salty Dogs 817
178   Eskimo Brothers 815
--   Grayson Allen..Still My Hero 815
--   Scaled Dragons 815
181   TheRealPSK 814
182   FIFA Clique 813
--   Philly’s Phinest 813
184   Diamondhead Warriors 811
185   The Big Sexy 810
186   Go Gators 809
187   Shermanation 808
188   NY Jets are killing me 805
--   War Otto 805
190   Bam Bam 804
191   Just Gurley Things 803
--   Oakland P-T-B-N-L A's 803
--   sgsgsgsg 803
--   Teddy Bridge-Over Troubled-Water 803
195   Handsy Docs 801
196   Russell The Muscle 800
197   Kissing Cousins 799
198   Shenanigans 798
199   cdloughmiller 797
200   The Bizuation 796
201   CRR 795
202   Atiq attack 794
203   Bald Beavers 793
--   The Hameltoes 793
--   Yankus55 793
206   Favre's Dick Picks 792
--   Off the Handle 792
--   The Weiners 792
209   DanJoe 791
--   Fuji Bombs 791
--   Phase 3 Profit 791
212   Minnesota North Stars 790
213   Over The Hill Gang 789
--   Subway Hero 789
215   Free Roll 2018 787
--   John Freeman 787
--   theangrybitterhbrutroll 787
218   Chicago Sunroofs 786
219   LL COOL J 785
220   Decathalobsters 784
221   Tkoles33 783
222   La Cheeserie! 782
--   wiseman072 782
224   Tacos de Frumunda Fresca 780
225   JCWC 779
226   Giggybunt 777
--   Nax Squared 777
--   WIBrewCrew7 777
229   Schwardy 773
--   Wydaho 773
231   Favre's Prick Picks 771
232   Mayor McCheese 770
--   Penguins and Polar Bears 770
234   Keoni Felloffdasofa 769
--   Lawson's on-point picks 769
236   Sammy sprinkler 768
237   The Fuggin Bros 767
238   Jason Kelce's Hungry Dogs 766
--   The Illinois Enema Bandit 766
240   Bowron & Bowron 764
--   Fighting Tyrones 764
242   Fierce Pierce 763
--   you're gonna lose Billy 763
244   Nittany Lions 762
245   Jacob Hinrichs 761
--   Team NoShot 761
247   Royale with Cheese 759
248   Dan and Dave (and Scott) 757
249   Death Star 755
--   Hayday Payday 755
--   This is Me Now! 755
252   GBS 754
--   smokin toogs 754
254   fallfromgrace 753
255   A-A-Ron 749
--   MegaCool 749
--   Safe From Elimination 749
258   MDW 748
--   TeaBaggers 748
260   Big Dogs 746
--   Pare La Musica 746
262   Mr. Jones and Friends 745
263   Duff Brewery 744
--   The Right Angle 744
265   Fightin' Amish 743
266   Tundra Prius 742
267   Mike Stevens JMU 738
268   Anti Tar Heel Alliance 736
269   clizzleforsizzle 735
--   Joe Robbie Stadium 735
271   PJM 734
272   Stephen Hawking School of Dance 733
273   1505 731
274   Amazing Teenagers 730
--   Gyros & Souvlaki 730
276   Go Bulldogs! 728
277   Professional Fantasizer 727
--   Soggy Sorrows 727
279   DingleForLife 726
--   Ice Eagle 726
--   OakLand Before Time XII 726
--   Ryan Thunder 726
283   Eddie's Cruisers 725
284   Balls Deep 724
--   Tycat’s Litterbox 724
286   Whitebread Has-Been 723
287   Inferno44 721
288   M&T 719
289   Tasty Waves 718
290   Danger Zone 717
--   OthatsBS 717
292   Foghorn 716
--   Wim Hof Win 716
294   Welshrr 714
295   Rock King 710
296   Fisch Stix 709
297   Palmer Drinks!!! 708
--   The Farbs 708
--   Yogi & Bob Bob 708
300   Sportwonks 706
301   Dangerous Midge 703
--   Fighting Irish 703
303   $3 Miller Lites 702
--   Blind Luck 702
305   Pinky Slo 701
306   Psycho Mangos 700
307   Low T Prick 699
--   ManBearPig 699
309   Gambling is Illegal at Bushwood 697
--   Little Lebowski Urban Achievers 697
--   Stinkers to Never a Chance (Third Ed.) 697
312   ASigPhi 695
--   Kangatron 695
314   6Aces 4Skins & a 3Putt 693
--   Johnny Backpacks 693
316   MAD OAK GOAT 692
317   squan 690
318   Team Quack 689
319   HoosYourDaddy 687
--   ScottyHou 687
--   Stank 687
322   46ers 685
--   JenkinsBros 685
--   Pacificos 685
325   Dro + Dave 683
326   Gringo Warrior 680
--   Threejudges 680
328   Piggy's World 679
329   Pay Us! 677
330   Big TDs ( . ) ( . ) 674
331   Money on the Wood 673
332   johnb470 671
333   Ladder43 670
334   ZFG 669
335   Agent Michael Scarn 667
336   CuzX2 665
337   Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! 664
338   Dutch Rudders 661
--   Rocky Mountain Way 661
340   BUCK U 659
--   Pedro Escobar 659
342   Beaker's Tweakers 657
--   My Wife, The Tramp 657
344   Blue Bombers 654
--   Core Four II: Core Harder 654
--   SixSuperbowls 654
347   Burning Dog Poo 652
348   Richard Heat 651
349   Corey1251 649
350   Shrimp Cocktail 647
--   The Fighting Tuckmans 647
352   Long Bombers 646
353   Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies 645
--   Newy 645
--   You Might Win 645
356   Ain’t We Lucky We Got’em 644
--   Bebop and Rocksteady 644
--   TWISTED METEL 644
359   Illetram Yeoj 643
--   RD 643
361   Booze 4 Duzz 641
--   Nuckin Futs! 641
363   leaman07 640
364   Managing Managers 639
365   Patz Playaz 638
--   Vinsanity 638
367   Chosen Newton 637
368   Hot Lettuce 636
369   BYE WEEK 632
370   Uptown Guurls 630
371   G.B.G. Campaign 625
--   PumpkinPieHaircuttedFreaks 625
373   Long Island Kings 621
374   The Usual Suspects 619
375   RIPTUG 617
376   Frank of the World 616
377   SurvivorNFL 611
378   Cinderella Story 610
379   Greatpoint 607
380   Dr. Mantis Toboggan 605
381   sachsgoblue 600
382   Big Vanilla 599
383   Here for Tacos 598
--   The513 598
385   Notable Nicks Team 596
386   Ripped the Dry Snatch on the Dock 594
387   Urban Shocker 592
388   SoHoGoat 588
389   ComebackSZN 586
--   Reno Time Share 586
391   Bud Makes Me Weiser 580
--   Pepe Silvia 580
393   Ashley Remembered 578
--   Beer Barons 578
--   CavAndKellz 578
--   Van Buren Boys 578
--   WVU XFactor 578
398   HawksFlyTogether 575
399   gmolloy12 574
--   WeinBean 574
401   Bro-Lo El Cuñado 573
--   The Frat House 573
403   22 Milez Away 571
404   JetsMetsCanes 569
--   My Couch Pulls Out I Dont 569
406   Cinnamon Flakes 567
407   SPORTS! 558
408   BS Roma 556
--   Queen of Hearts 556
--   Shimmer 556
--   Zubs 556
412   Dickathletes 555
--   Stack the Pool 555
414   Dock Ellis 551
415   Brett Mr. Borbidge 548
--   Sprinkles 548
417   Wing Man 540
418   METAPHYSICAL MUNCHKINS 6 533
419   Caffeine Achiever 532
--   Partagas 532
421   The Assistant to the Traveling Secretary 531
--   The Roc Pile 531
423   Power Top 526
424   Eddie Knows Howe 525
--   Khal Mitch 525
426   Fuckin Scumbags 522
427   LucCon2013 521
428   Milo 518
429   kick ass sea bass 517
430   Jets3790 516
431   Orange is Oranger 515
432   Alone Together 514
433   SendCaneNudes 511
434   GrooRulz 508
435   Black n Jewish 505
436   Boo-yah! 504
--   Can O’Whoopass 504
438   Gambler27 501
439   The Vlad Lads 499
440   Rock Chalk Jayhawk BCP 498
--   The Ruthless Posse 498
442   Abe Froman 494
443   Taconuts 489
444   Arnold & Porter 488
445   Bronx Bombers 481
446   BBNation 469
447   Tart n Juicy 454
448   MillerBeers 446
449   Special Ks 442
--   SwissMisterAU 442
451   Bald balder baldest 407