2023 Event Summary: Horse Racing

Status: Completed

RULES: HORSE RACING

Racing is the 3 legs of the Triple Crown: The Kentucky Derby, the Preakness and the Belmont Stakes.

Q1: Kentucky Derby
The women wear fancy hats and the drink of choice is a $17 mint julep that makes your SEC stadium bud light look like a good deal. 20 horses are available and seeded. Choose 5 horses which add up to no more than 23 seed points. For example, you could choose horses with seed values of 8-8-5-1-1 (23 pts) but not horses with seed values of 8-7-5-2-2 (24 pts). You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are based roughly off the initial odds posted here

Picks will stay open until just before post time; 5/5 3:25p Pacific. Any attempts to enter picks after this deadline will result in a severe decathlon penalty.

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 80 points
3rd place... 65 points
4th place... 50 points
5th place... 40 points
6th place... 25 points
7th thru 10th place... 10 points
11th place or worse... 0 points

Q2: Preakness
Nobody really knows where Pimlico is, altho it sounds like maybe there's a wormhole in Maryland just off Hwy83 that dumps you into New Jersey.

Choose 3 horses which add up to 9 or fewer seed points. There are just 8 horses are racing, so you get a little more a third of the field. Note that all finishers will earn points. You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are loosely based off odds posted here

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 75 points
3rd place... 50 points
4th place... 35 points
5th place... 25 points
6th place... 15 points
7th place... 10 points
8th place... 5 points

Picks will stay open until just before post time; 5/19 320p Pacific. Any attempts to enter picks after this deadline will result in a severe decathlon penalty.

Q3: Belmont Stakes
The third leg of the triple crown. Picks will open once the posts are drawn and the morning line is set.

Choose 3 horses which add up to 14 or fewer seed points. There are just 10 horses are racing, so you get nearly a third of the field. Note that only the top 7 finishers will earn points. You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are based off the initial odds posted here

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 75 points
3rd place... 55 points
4th place... 45 points
5th place... 35 points
6th place... 20 points
7th place... 10 points
8th or worse... 0 points

Picks lock shortly before the race starts - 6/9 at 3:30pm Pacific

 
POINT RECAP: HORSE RACING

Kentucky Derby
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Bravazo (1) 23 25 0 0 0 0 0 25
Combatant (1) 54 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Firenze Fire (1) 37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Instilled Regard (1) 23 50 0 0 0 0 0 50
Lone Sailor (1) 281 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Enticed (2) 23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Flameaway (2) 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Free Drop Billy (2) 27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
My Boy Jack (2) 353 40 0 0 0 0 0 40
Noble Indy (2) 37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Promises Fulfilled (2) 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Solomini (2) 37 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Good Magic (5) 279 80 0 0 0 0 0 80
Hofburg (5) 77 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Vino Rosso (5) 134 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Audible (7) 210 65 0 0 0 0 0 65
Bolt D'Oro (7) 224 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Justify (8) 349 100 0 0 0 0 0 100
Magnum Moon (8) 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Mendelssohn (8) 74 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Preakness
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Sporting Chance (1) 172 15 0 0 0 0 0 15
Diamond King (1) 188 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Tenfold (2) 97 50 0 0 0 0 0 50
Bravazo (2) 347 75 0 0 0 0 0 75
Quip (3) 69 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
Lone Sailor (3) 47 25 0 0 0 0 0 25
Good Magic (4) 110 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
Justify (6) 344 100 0 0 0 0 0 100
Belmont Stakes
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Noble Indy (1) 159 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Free Drop Billy (1) 154 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Restoring Hope (1) 75 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tenfold (3) 241 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
Gronkowski (3) 57 75 0 0 0 0 0 75
Blended Citizen (3) 68 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bravazo (5) 85 20 0 0 0 0 0 20
Vino Rosso (5) 131 45 0 0 0 0 0 45
Hofburg (8) 134 55 0 0 0 0 0 55
Justify (10) 270 100 0 0 0 0 0 100

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
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446   JCWC 305
447   Core Four II: Core Harder 300
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