2025/2026 Decathlon: Team Summary: Deshaun's Massage Parlor
Captains: Anil Gupta
Tribes: State of MI, Late Night Seasoned Meats
| Event | Question | Selection(s) | Cat 1 | Cat 2 | Cat 3 | Cat 4 | Cat 5 | Cat 6 | Total | |
| Tennis | US Open Women | Daria Kasatkina | 10 | 10 | ||||||
| Jasmine Paolini | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Jessica Pegula | 25 | 10 | 35 | |||||||
| Iga Swiatek | 20 | 20 | ||||||||
| US Open Men | Gabriel Diallo | 5 | 5 | |||||||
| Jiri Lehecka | 20 | 20 | ||||||||
| Jannik Sinner | 30 | 10 | 15 | 55 | ||||||
| Carlos Alcaraz | 35 | 10 | 15 | 20 | 80 | |||||
| Tennis Total | 235 | |||||||||
| College Football | 2025 Tier1 | IND Notre Dame | 63 | 63 | ||||||
| ACC Clemson | 42 | 42 | ||||||||
| B10 Ohio State | 77 | 77 | ||||||||
| B10 Penn St | 35 | 35 | ||||||||
| 2025 Tier2 | MWC Boise St | 49 | 49 | |||||||
| B10 Indiana | 77 | 77 | ||||||||
| B12 Utah | 63 | 63 | ||||||||
| B10 USC | 56 | 56 | ||||||||
| College Football Total | 462 | |||||||||
| Soccer | English Premier League | Brentford | 15 | 1 | 16 | |||||
| Fulham | 12 | 2 | 14 | |||||||
| Chelsea | 21 | 2 | 23 | |||||||
| Manchester City | 21 | 1 | 22 | |||||||
| Liverpool | 18 | 18 | ||||||||
| Soccer Total | 93 | |||||||||
| Football | Regular Season | AE Miami Dolphins | 28 | 28 | ||||||
| AE New England Patriots | 70 | 70 | ||||||||
| NW Seattle Seahawks | 56 | 56 | ||||||||
| AS Houston Texans | 42 | 42 | ||||||||
| NS Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 42 | 42 | ||||||||
| NW SF 49ers | 56 | 56 | ||||||||
| AE Buffalo Bills | 49 | 49 | ||||||||
| NE Philadelphia Eagles | 56 | 56 | ||||||||
| Football Total | 399 | |||||||||
| Racing | NASCAR Playoffs | Joey Logano | 0 | |||||||
| Ryan Blaney | 20 | 15 | 35 | |||||||
| Kyle Larson | 75 | 75 | ||||||||
| Racing Total | 110 | |||||||||
| Baseball | 2025 AL Wildcard 1 | Detroit | 4 | 4 | ||||||
| 2025 AL Wildcard 2 | New York Yankees | 4 | 4 | |||||||
| 2025 NL Wildcard 1 | Reds | 0 | ||||||||
| 2025 NL Wildcard 2 | Cubs | 4 | 4 | |||||||
| 2025 MLB Playoffs | Brewers | 15 | 15 | |||||||
| Phillies | 5 | 5 | ||||||||
| Tigers | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Yankees | 5 | 5 | ||||||||
| Baseball Total | 47 | |||||||||
| Hockey | 2025/2026 Regular Season | Boston | 22 | 22 | ||||||
| Seattle | 16 | 16 | ||||||||
| Nashville | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Vancouver | 16 | 16 | ||||||||
| Florida | 18 | 18 | ||||||||
| Carolina | 22 | 22 | ||||||||
| Edmonton | 16 | 16 | ||||||||
| Hockey Total | 120 | |||||||||
| Basketball | 25/26 NBA Season | New Orleans Pelicans | 0 | |||||||
| Miami Heat | 0 | |||||||||
| Milwaukee Bucks | 0 | |||||||||
| Dallas Mavericks | 0 | |||||||||
| Boston Celtics | 0 | |||||||||
| Houston Rockets | 0 | |||||||||
| Cleveland Cavaliers | 0 | |||||||||
| OKC Thunder | 0 | |||||||||
| Basketball Total | 0 | |||||||||
| College Sports | NCAA Basketball Regular Season | BE Villanova | 0 | |||||||
| SEC Missouri | 0 | |||||||||
| SEC Ole Miss | 0 | |||||||||
| B10 Oregon | 0 | |||||||||
| WCC St Marys | 0 | |||||||||
| B12 Arizona | 0 | |||||||||
| WCC Gonzaga | 0 | |||||||||
| B10 Purdue | 0 | |||||||||
| B12 Houston | 0 | |||||||||
| BE UConn | 0 | |||||||||
| College Sports Total | 0 | |||||||||
| Penalties | Late Picks | |||||||||
| Penalties Total | 0 | |||||||||
Total Pts: 1466 |
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