2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: AFC-W Oakland
| # | Team |
| 1 | 3 In The Stink |
| 2 | A Jew & A Greek |
| 3 | Afternoon Delight |
| 4 | Bam Bam |
| 5 | Big TDs (.)(.) |
| 6 | Bitc..Slapped |
| 7 | BS Roma |
| 8 | Caffeine Achievers |
| 9 | Carol's Mashed Potatoes |
| 10 | Cayler Worldwide |
| 11 | clizzleforsizzle |
| 12 | Dr. Mantis Toboggan |
| 13 | Dubnation |
| 14 | FinkleIsEinhorn |
| 15 | Grip It and Sip It 3.0 |
| 16 | Hate Machine |
| 17 | Howdathappen |
| 18 | Illibuck |
| 19 | Jazzpurr's Education Fund |
| 20 | Klitz with a K |
| 21 | lonzo ballsack |
| 22 | Metaphysical Munchkins |
| 23 | Mr.Vondigalish |
| 24 | MyHusbandMadeMeDoThis |
| 25 | MyTeam'sOnTheFloor |
| 26 | Nuke Laloosh |
| 27 | NY Jets are killing me |
| 28 | Oh Shit Omar Comin' |
| 29 | Pare La Musica |
| 30 | Patz Playaz |
| 31 | Pepe Silvia |
| 32 | Performance Enhancing Drunks V |
| 33 | Reverse Psychology |
| 34 | RG-CLE |
| 35 | Rick Santoro |
| 36 | Sailor Jerrys Kids |
| 37 | Slo mike |
| 38 | Subway Hero |
| 39 | Sutter Gutters |
| 40 | Taco Corp. |
| 41 | The Bizuation |
| 42 | The Brick Wall |
| 43 | The Deplorables |
| 44 | TinCity |