2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Term of Art
| # | Team |
| 1 | Beatsomeass |
| 2 | Big Dogs |
| 3 | Dock Ellis |
| 4 | Fick Can STILL Get My Nuts |
| 5 | Gyros & Sheftalies |
| 6 | I Can't Stop! |
| 7 | Minnesota Burritos |
| 8 | Mr. Bean |
| 9 | Points in the Paint |
| 10 | Psycho Mangos |
| 11 | Team Quack |
| 12 | Too Many Simons |