2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Orioles
| # | Team |
| 1 | A King and 3 Rocks |
| 2 | Boobs and Balls |
| 3 | Bruzzo Souvenir Co. |
| 4 | Cupid’s Rifle |
| 5 | Dan Dan the Drywall Man |
| 6 | Howdathappen |
| 7 | Hoyas |
| 8 | King of Pain |
| 9 | KP Klystrons |
| 10 | Minnesota Burritos |
| 11 | Mr.Vondigalish |
| 12 | NINJA IN THE WOODS |
| 13 | Reno Time Share |
| 14 | San Jose 69ers |
| 15 | Shotgun Willies |
| 16 | Sutter Gutters |
| 17 | Taco Banditos |
| 18 | The Return of Chaw |
| 19 | The Usual Suspects |
| 20 | Truffle Butter Express |
| 21 | Whitebread |
| 22 | Yo-Nays |