2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Poinsettia: San Diego St -2½
| # | Team |
| 1 | Art Vandelay |
| 2 | Bye Shane II |
| 3 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 4 | DEATH ROW |
| 5 | Fighting Irish |
| 6 | FIGJAM |
| 7 | Fonzinoons |
| 8 | Front Porch Boys |
| 9 | FunkYourCouch |
| 10 | Gambling Is Illegal at Bushwood |
| 11 | Golden Earrings |
| 12 | Harelip the Pope |
| 13 | High$Hoes |
| 14 | Jowana Mandrave |
| 15 | Kaepernick for MVP |
| 16 | M&T |
| 17 | My team's on the floor |
| 18 | NY jets are killing me |
| 19 | OBrien |
| 20 | Over the Dwayne Bowe |
| 21 | Performance Enhancing Drunks |
| 22 | Rocky Mountain Way |
| 23 | Schaefer-Beach-Yaps |
| 24 | Slomike |
| 25 | Stefantasy |
| 26 | Stimulus Me |
| 27 | Super Seniors Selection Committee |
| 28 | The Dude Abides |
| 29 | The Usual Suspects |
| 30 | Tired Bumps |
| 31 | ValueDraft |
| 32 | Wayne Enterprises |
| 33 | WeGotThis! |
| 34 | your mom's box |