2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: x Stephens, Sloane
| # | Team |
| 1 | 2 Bald Guys and a Torn ACL |
| 2 | A Good Team, and Thorough |
| 3 | Alabama Hotpocket |
| 4 | BigB |
| 5 | Blue Oysters |
| 6 | Bullshitisms |
| 7 | Charlestown Chiefs |
| 8 | Fart Attack |
| 9 | Girthy Partners |
| 10 | Jean Alesi's Army |
| 11 | Karl Hungus |
| 12 | Kick His Ass Sea Bass |
| 13 | Lastyearwasarebuildingyear |
| 14 | METAPHYSICAL MUNCHKINS |
| 15 | Mr. Bean |
| 16 | Petros |
| 17 | Pioneer Pride |
| 18 | RamHer JamHer |
| 19 | Red Deaths |
| 20 | Taco Corp |
| 21 | The Bizuation |
| 22 | thirteenfive |
| 23 | Those Aren't Pillows |
| 24 | TLC |
| 25 | Total Enlightenment |
| 26 | Useless Knowledge |
| 27 | Vali-Morons |
| 28 | We Jammin |