2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Uruguay

#	Team
1	Angry Turds
2	CountryGold
3	Dujan Bros.
4	Golden Showers
5	gumby dammit
6	Help the economy, hire a dancer
7	Lovey's House of Midge and Jameson
8	M&M Monarchs
9	Rogue Traders
10	Simpson Center 4 Animal High Performance
11	Sphincterine
12	Turd Ferguson's Dream Machine
13	Uncreative Manager Guy
14	Vin Scully's Baadasssss Song
15	War Otto