2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Macho Again
| # | Team |
| 1 | Cheese 1 |
| 2 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 3 | Dart Throwers |
| 4 | Fonzinoons |
| 5 | idk my bff jill |
| 6 | Kazoo |
| 7 | Monkey Knife Fight |
| 8 | Montesdabeast |
| 9 | Philbo Orlando |
| 10 | Rebels |
| 11 | Roid Rage |
| 12 | The Jetox |
| 13 | The Nuts |
| 14 | Woolly Mammoth |