2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Colonel John
| # | Team |
| 1 | 99 Court |
| 2 | Bullshitisms |
| 3 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 4 | CapDJMarkFavrelous |
| 5 | Cheese 1 |
| 6 | Cheese 2 |
| 7 | Dart Throwers |
| 8 | Disinterested Observers |
| 9 | Don Solow |
| 10 | Fonzinoons |
| 11 | GBS |
| 12 | Golden Domers |
| 13 | Gotham |
| 14 | Hoof Hearted |
| 15 | Hot Peppers, No Onions |
| 16 | I2K |
| 17 | idk my bff jill |
| 18 | Keggers |
| 19 | Monkey Knife Fight |
| 20 | Murray |
| 21 | Philbo Orlando |
| 22 | Roid Rage |
| 23 | Ron McCall |
| 24 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 25 | Schoen |
| 26 | Team Marno |
| 27 | Team Mas |
| 28 | Team Rhode Island |
| 29 | The Jetox |
| 30 | The Nuts |
| 31 | VAR |