2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Hamlin
| # | Team |
| 1 | $hankapotomus |
| 2 | Bailey & Riley's Exc Adventure |
| 3 | Beer Money |
| 4 | Buzzard Overload |
| 5 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 6 | Cheech & Chong |
| 7 | Cinefra-Monihan |
| 8 | Courvoisier Winetavius Richardson |
| 9 | Dart Throwers |
| 10 | Donation to the Human Fund |
| 11 | Duh, Winning |
| 12 | Festivus 4 Therestofus |
| 13 | Gnarly Gnarlington |
| 14 | IBETICAN |
| 15 | JUGGERNAUT |
| 16 | Longshots |
| 17 | M&T |
| 18 | Madoff's Misery |
| 19 | MJ |
| 20 | Nittany Heels |
| 21 | OK, but wash it first |
| 22 | Partagas |
| 23 | RON AIR JIGGA |
| 24 | Sons of Anarchy |
| 25 | sox |
| 26 | Team Ramrod |
| 27 | Team War Otto |
| 28 | The B-Team |
| 29 | The Dude Abides |
| 30 | The Pinheads |
| 31 | The Salty Dogs |
| 32 | Thunderlips |
| 33 | Total Devastation |
| 34 | Whitebread |
| 35 | Winning...duh |
| 36 | Winston's Pig |