2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Newman
| # | Team |
| 1 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 2 | Dark Horse |
| 3 | Dr. Danadajosamy |
| 4 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 5 | King of Pain |
| 6 | KP Klystrons |
| 7 | Luv Ya Blue |
| 8 | Madoff's Misery |
| 9 | Newy |
| 10 | Phillip Ohn Dees |
| 11 | PMI |
| 12 | Pookadooks |
| 13 | Ron Burgundy |
| 14 | sox |
| 15 | The Bullshitisms |
| 16 | The Salty Dogs |
| 17 | Tom Pickles |
| 18 | Znark's |