2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Isn't He Perfect
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | 1010WINS |
| 3 | 99 COURT |
| 4 | Bad News Bros |
| 5 | Bad Newz Kennels |
| 6 | bay ridge boys |
| 7 | Beer Money |
| 8 | Bitchin' Rock Star from Mars |
| 9 | Black Math |
| 10 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 11 | Castella |
| 12 | Charlestown Chiefs |
| 13 | Dark Horse |
| 14 | Dart Throwers |
| 15 | Disinterested Observers |
| 16 | Don't Mess With DeJesus |
| 17 | Duh, Winning |
| 18 | eric & nate |
| 19 | Festivus 4 Therestofus |
| 20 | Flip-Flip-Flipadelphia |
| 21 | Fonzinoons |
| 22 | GOAT |
| 23 | Golden Showers |
| 24 | Grandma's Kitty Cat Calendar |
| 25 | I2K |
| 26 | IBETICAN |
| 27 | J & N |
| 28 | Jets |
| 29 | Madoff's Misery |
| 30 | MJ |
| 31 | Newy |
| 32 | Nittany Heels |
| 33 | OK, but wash it first |
| 34 | Pookadooks |
| 35 | RLUA |
| 36 | Roid Rage |
| 37 | roxbury bucos |
| 38 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 39 | scottrozman.com |
| 40 | Shenanigans |
| 41 | Team Mazal Tov! |
| 42 | Team Ramrod |
| 43 | Team Texas |
| 44 | The Bullshitisms |
| 45 | The Dude Abides |
| 46 | Total Devastation |
| 47 | Urban Shocker |
| 48 | Whitebread |
| 49 | Wilaso |
| 50 | Winning...duh |
| 51 | You Can't Touch This |
| 52 | You stay classy CT |
| 53 | Znark's |