2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Shackelford
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bailey & Riley's Exc Adventure |
| 2 | Buzzard Overload |
| 3 | CASEO |
| 4 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 5 | Cinefra-Monihan |
| 6 | Donation to the Human Fund |
| 7 | Dr. Danadajosamy |
| 8 | Enhanced Pat Down |
| 9 | Fighting Irish |
| 10 | Foreign Nationals |
| 11 | Girthy Partners |
| 12 | Golden Showers |
| 13 | i know what you did last season |
| 14 | IBETICAN |
| 15 | JackRyanEvan |
| 16 | Jets |
| 17 | Kinfolk'n A |
| 18 | Lovey's House of Tuna&Jameson |
| 19 | M&T |
| 20 | Madoff's Misery |
| 21 | OK, but wash it first |
| 22 | Project Bad Ass |
| 23 | RON AIR JIGGA |
| 24 | Ron Burgundy |
| 25 | Team Mazal Tov! |
| 26 | The B-Team |
| 27 | The Bullshitisms |
| 28 | Urban Shocker |