2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Champs Sports: Notre Dame +2½
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bad News Bros |
| 2 | Big Kahunas |
| 3 | Cinefra-Monihan |
| 4 | Donation to the Human Fund |
| 5 | Duh, Winning |
| 6 | Girthy Partners |
| 7 | GOAT |
| 8 | Gyros & Sheftalies |
| 9 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 10 | Jets |
| 11 | Madoff's Misery |
| 12 | MJ |
| 13 | Newy |
| 14 | Off the Handle |
| 15 | Shock 'Em! |
| 16 | Spaceballs the Decathlon |
| 17 | Team Ramrod |
| 18 | Team Texas |
| 19 | The B-Team |
| 20 | The Dude Abides |
| 21 | The Pinheads |
| 22 | thirteenfive |
| 23 | Urban Shocker |
| 24 | V-Raj |
| 25 | Wilaso |
| 26 | Winning...duh |
| 27 | Winston's Pig |
| 28 | You stay classy CT |