2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Stanfurd
| # | Team |
| 1 | $hankapotomus |
| 2 | 2 Beans and a Burrito |
| 3 | Bad Newz Kennels |
| 4 | Beer Money |
| 5 | Buzzard Overload |
| 6 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 7 | Charlestown Chiefs |
| 8 | Cheech & Chong |
| 9 | Cinefra-Monihan |
| 10 | Dr. Danadajosamy |
| 11 | E-Squared |
| 12 | Enhanced Pat Down |
| 13 | Golden Showers |
| 14 | i know what you did last season |
| 15 | Jimmy Duggan |
| 16 | JUGGERNAUT |
| 17 | KP Klystrons |
| 18 | Madoff's Misery |
| 19 | OK, but wash it first |
| 20 | RON AIR JIGGA |
| 21 | roxbury bucos |
| 22 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 23 | Sons of Anarchy |
| 24 | Spaceballs the Decathlon |
| 25 | Team Mazal Tov! |
| 26 | Team War Otto |
| 27 | TheFreak3000 |
| 28 | Total Devastation |
| 29 | Urban Shocker |
| 30 | Veeds |
| 31 | West Virginia Party Boys |
| 32 | Whitebread |