2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: E3 - Boston Celtics
| # | Team |
| 1 | $hankapotomus |
| 2 | 1% Perspiration |
| 3 | 2 Beans and a Burrito |
| 4 | Against The Spread |
| 5 | Animal Blood |
| 6 | Bad News Bros |
| 7 | Bad Newz Kennels |
| 8 | Big Kahunas |
| 9 | Bitchin' Rock Star from Mars |
| 10 | Boo-yah! |
| 11 | Buzzard Overload |
| 12 | Cheech & Chong |
| 13 | Courvoisier Winetavius Richardson |
| 14 | Devils, Bears, Heels Oh My |
| 15 | Don't Mess With DeJesus |
| 16 | Donation to the Human Fund |
| 17 | Duh, Winning |
| 18 | Dujan Bros |
| 19 | Festivus 4 Therestofus |
| 20 | Fighting Amish |
| 21 | Fighting Irish |
| 22 | Fo Shizzle My Nizzle |
| 23 | Fonzinoons |
| 24 | GBS |
| 25 | GLD Boyz |
| 26 | Gnarly Gnarlington |
| 27 | Grandma's Kitty Cat Calendar |
| 28 | Gyros & Sheftalies |
| 29 | IBETICAN |
| 30 | Kinfolk'n A |
| 31 | Lizzie |
| 32 | Lovey's House of Tuna&Jameson |
| 33 | Madoff's Misery |
| 34 | Mudd Doggs |
| 35 | Partagas |
| 36 | Phillip Ohn Dees |
| 37 | PMI |
| 38 | Pookadooks |
| 39 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 40 | Spaceballs the Decathlon |
| 41 | Team Texas |
| 42 | The B-Team |
| 43 | The Bullshitisms |
| 44 | The Dude Abides |
| 45 | The Salty Dogs |
| 46 | Total Devastation |
| 47 | Unbeatables |
| 48 | V-Raj |
| 49 | Veeds |
| 50 | Wilaso |
| 51 | Winston's Pig |