2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Marta Kostyuk
| # | Team |
| 1 | Big Ragu |
| 2 | Carlsbatdrewton |
| 3 | Chimney Rock |
| 4 | Chudley Cannons |
| 5 | KillerKa$h |
| 6 | Nax Squared |
| 7 | ppschwa |
| 8 | Scouse Poets |
| 9 | SportsTeamsinOakland? |
| 10 | The Performative Males |
| 11 | We’re Back Department |
| 12 | What am I, a farmer? |