2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: David Malukas
| # | Team |
| 1 | Birdie Brigade |
| 2 | Bizuation |
| 3 | BPJR8 |
| 4 | Buckle Up! |
| 5 | David Hasselhoff |
| 6 | Dawg Daze |
| 7 | DEATH ROW |
| 8 | Dirty Sanchez's |
| 9 | drinking is fun |
| 10 | DumpsterFire25 |
| 11 | Eddie and the Cruisers |
| 12 | EtAl |
| 13 | Famous Jewish Sports Legends |
| 14 | G.B.G. Campaign |
| 15 | Go Bulldogs!! |
| 16 | Gordon Bombay |
| 17 | Gyros & Souvlaki |
| 18 | HMD Industries |
| 19 | Is this Fantasy Football? |
| 20 | Jesters Henchmen |
| 21 | Kissing Cousins |
| 22 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 23 | MAK1005 |
| 24 | Miami Vice |
| 25 | Mt. P |
| 26 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz |
| 27 | Nax Squared |
| 28 | nonamebret |
| 29 | Noticing and Pondering |
| 30 | Off the Handle |
| 31 | One Decathlon After Another |
| 32 | Otter Water |
| 33 | Pandaaaaaa |
| 34 | Potatoes and Pierogies |
| 35 | Riverfront Rivals |
| 36 | Roadkill |
| 37 | Santa Monica by Everclear |
| 38 | ScudderRd |
| 39 | SLOMIKE |
| 40 | SportsTeamsinOakland? |
| 41 | Syosset Shysters |
| 42 | Tasty Waves |
| 43 | That Ain’t Mayo |
| 44 | The Mustangs |
| 45 | The Performative Males |
| 46 | The Redskins |
| 47 | The Wild Bunch |
| 48 | Trojans |
| 49 | Twice As Nice |
| 50 | Viva Los Birdos |
| 51 | VMATster |
| 52 | WholeBagOSuckIt |