2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: The Hell We Did

#	Team
1	(Former) Dominican Béisbol Exploiters
2	Atlantic City Knights
3	BPJR8
4	Brotherly Shovers
5	Bye Shane
6	Casual Craigslist Connections
7	Chimney Rock
8	Dad Boner
9	Damp Danny
10	DEATH ROW
11	Deshaun's Massage Parlor
12	drinking is fun
13	Enrico Pallazzo
14	Faceless Man
15	Favre's Dick Picks
16	FullHouse
17	G.B.G. Campaign
18	Get Up Mitch
19	Go Bulldogs!!
20	Gordon Bombay
21	Goutfish
22	Greatpoint
23	Handsy Docs
24	Hard Rock's $$$
25	Hondo
26	Idiots out wandering around
27	Jake Picks Winners
28	Jaxson Prescott
29	johnb470
30	JustFly
31	KillerKa$h
32	Land Thieves
33	Legally Fit
34	Ligma LLC
35	MAK1005
36	MCC Club Champs
37	Neighborhood Watch
38	nonamebret
39	NY Jets Are Killing Me
40	Orange Crush
41	Pagman29 Dynasty
42	Pepe Silvia
43	Picks out for Harambe
44	Prophet Pandas
45	Quack Attack
46	Ramblers
47	Riverfront Rivals
48	Roken’s Stallions
49	Sacrifice Blunts
50	Salsa Tex Committee
51	Santa Monica by Everclear
52	Scouse Poets
53	Shadynasty's
54	Sleehrats
55	Slugworths Gobstoppers
56	Smarties-National Champs 21'&22'
57	Special K's
58	SportsTeamsinOakland?
59	Spotted Balls
60	Stimulus me
61	Stinker Tinker
62	Sweatyball
63	Sweet Emulsions
64	Syosset Shysters
65	Tasty Waves
66	Tequila Howie
67	The Caine-Hackman Theory
68	The Dodgfather
69	The Hameltoes
70	The Mustangs
71	The Oregon Cucks
72	The Performative Males
73	The Redskins
74	The Rizzler
75	The Rodfather
76	The Thrill of Victory
77	The Wild Bunch
78	The513
79	Times New Roman Investment Club
80	TreVeyon My Wayward Son
81	Truffle Butter Express
82	Tundra Prius
83	WarOtto
84	WMD Right Chair Right Chair
85	Yellow Sheet 3.0
86	ZoopedUpMoose