2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Akshay Bhatia
| # | Team |
| 1 | Casual Craigslist Connections |
| 2 | Dickens Inn |
| 3 | Dirty Sanchez's |
| 4 | Eden |
| 5 | EtAl |
| 6 | Famous Jewish Sports Legends |
| 7 | HookEm_HokieBird |
| 8 | In play out(s) |
| 9 | KillerKa$h |
| 10 | Kissing Cousins |
| 11 | Legally Fit |
| 12 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 13 | Little Yerry Stackhouse |
| 14 | Nax Squared |
| 15 | Noelg27 |
| 16 | NY Jets Are Killing Me |
| 17 | Page408 |
| 18 | Prophet Pandas |
| 19 | Pulse |
| 20 | Santa Monica by Everclear |
| 21 | Slugworths Gobstoppers |
| 22 | Sweet Emulsions |
| 23 | The 209 |
| 24 | The Caine-Hackman Theory |
| 25 | The Mustangs |
| 26 | The Oregon Cucks |
| 27 | The Redskins |
| 28 | Tundra Prius |
| 29 | Valimorons |
| 30 | WarOtto |