2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Hailey Baptiste
| # | Team |
| 1 | An Absolute Creamer |
| 2 | David Hasselhoff |
| 3 | drinking is fun |
| 4 | Fonzinoons |
| 5 | Hard Rock's $$$ |
| 6 | Lazer Show |
| 7 | MAK1005 |
| 8 | Mud Set Hut |
| 9 | NY Jets Are Killing Me |
| 10 | Orange Crush |
| 11 | soccerdan |
| 12 | TC Decathletes |
| 13 | The Performative Males |