2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Kansas City
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1027 |
| 2 | Baby Daddies |
| 3 | BigB |
| 4 | Birdie Brigade |
| 5 | Chewbecca |
| 6 | Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! |
| 7 | Cocks and Ballers |
| 8 | Coconut Wonderland |
| 9 | David Hasselhoff |
| 10 | Degenderates |
| 11 | Do Wrong Right |
| 12 | DumpsterFire24 |
| 13 | Eddie and the Cruisers |
| 14 | Enrico Pallazzo |
| 15 | ERE Sports |
| 16 | fallfromgrace |
| 17 | G.B.G. Campaign |
| 18 | Get Up Mitch |
| 19 | Greatpoint |
| 20 | Hard Rock’s $$$ |
| 21 | I Am Stoked, Steve! |
| 22 | Lake Trout |
| 23 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 24 | Low Expectations |
| 25 | Magic Founatin |
| 26 | Max Mortal |
| 27 | Miami Vice |
| 28 | NoelG27 |
| 29 | Nova 2014 |
| 30 | NY Jets Are Killing Me |
| 31 | Project Badass |
| 32 | Raygun Chaos |
| 33 | Salty Tiger |
| 34 | soccerdan |
| 35 | Stacey's Momz Got it Going On |
| 36 | SubwayHero |
| 37 | The Catch |
| 38 | The Dude Abides |
| 39 | The Fighting Tuckmans |
| 40 | The Generals |
| 41 | The Hatchmen |
| 42 | The Regular Guy Look |
| 43 | The Sloths |
| 44 | The513 |
| 45 | Tickle Monster |
| 46 | VFL's |
| 47 | WontYouBeMyNabers |
| 48 | Your Schwartz Is As Big As Mine |