2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Chicago
| # | Team |
| 1 | Always Next Year |
| 2 | Bearvers |
| 3 | Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! |
| 4 | DEATH ROW |
| 5 | DirtySanchez's |
| 6 | henderson |
| 7 | Iwouldnamemyteamthis |
| 8 | J Blizzard |
| 9 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 10 | Land Thieves |
| 11 | LecksGo |
| 12 | Legally Fit |
| 13 | Low Expectations |
| 14 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz |
| 15 | Nostradumass |
| 16 | ppschwa |
| 17 | Ron Barr All Stars |
| 18 | Scouse Poets |
| 19 | Shake N Bake |
| 20 | Siamese Sensation |
| 21 | Smarties-National Champs 21'&22' |
| 22 | Sophomore Slump |
| 23 | Team Quack |
| 24 | The Bizuation |
| 25 | The C.O.S.T.A. System |
| 26 | The Driving Crooners |
| 27 | The Sloths |
| 28 | The Usual Suspects |
| 29 | WarOtto |
| 30 | Why is baseball a sport |