2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Astros
| # | Team |
| 1 | BradfordEra |
| 2 | Breakfast Cheeseburgers at the Brown Jug |
| 3 | Bye Shane |
| 4 | Chimney Rock |
| 5 | David Hasselhoff |
| 6 | Degenderates |
| 7 | Do Wrong Right |
| 8 | Drool Monkeys |
| 9 | G.B.G. Campaign |
| 10 | Handsy Docs |
| 11 | Hard Rock’s $$$ |
| 12 | Hawks |
| 13 | I wanna be like Mike |
| 14 | JoeRobbieStadium |
| 15 | Let 'er buck |
| 16 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz |
| 17 | Nostradumass |
| 18 | Paco’s Tacos |
| 19 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 20 | Philly |
| 21 | Play Gloria |
| 22 | Scouse Poets |
| 23 | SHTigers |
| 24 | Sloppy Steaks |
| 25 | Tail My Parlay |
| 26 | TC Decathletes |
| 27 | The Prophet Pandas |
| 28 | The513 |
| 29 | TRYAN43 |
| 30 | Uncle Buck |
| 31 | VFL's |
| 32 | Why is baseball a sport |