2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Alex Noren (SWE)
| # | Team |
| 1 | 92%ers |
| 2 | Barkley's Boyz |
| 3 | Big Ragu |
| 4 | Car Ramrod |
| 5 | Creepy n Pervy |
| 6 | David Hasselhoff |
| 7 | Do Wrong Right |
| 8 | DOCK ELLIS |
| 9 | fallfromgrace |
| 10 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 11 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 12 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 13 | Kissing Cousins |
| 14 | Literally Joe Sheisty |
| 15 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPills |
| 16 | NonameBret |
| 17 | Nostradumass |
| 18 | Not Ivan Toney |
| 19 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 20 | Pitter Patter |
| 21 | Russell The Muscle |
| 22 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 23 | Scouse Poets |
| 24 | Sock finger |
| 25 | SoHoGoat |
| 26 | Steven Seagal |
| 27 | The Regular Guy Look |
| 28 | The Yellow Sheet |
| 29 | The513 |
| 30 | VFL's |