2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Matt Fitzpatrick (GBR)
| # | Team |
| 1 | Boopers McGee |
| 2 | Brick’Shithouse |
| 3 | Chuckleheads |
| 4 | Degenerates |
| 5 | Dirty Sanchezs |
| 6 | Drool Monkeys |
| 7 | Fonzinoons |
| 8 | Junior Stargazers |
| 9 | Kissing Cousins |
| 10 | NY Jets Are Killing Me |
| 11 | SportsFanatic |
| 12 | TRYAN43 |
| 13 | We Don't Talk About Bruno |
| 14 | You Might Win |