2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Denny McCarthy
| # | Team |
| 1 | 3 girls 1 schmuck |
| 2 | Always Next Year |
| 3 | Big Red Leopards |
| 4 | Brick’Shithouse |
| 5 | BushwoodBlaster |
| 6 | Decanterthon |
| 7 | Faceless Man |
| 8 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 9 | Fifth Wheel |
| 10 | Four Loko |
| 11 | GOAT |
| 12 | Hondo |
| 13 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 14 | Make America Gronk Again |
| 15 | Off the Handle |
| 16 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 17 | Postcards from Sean |
| 18 | Project Badass |
| 19 | ScudderRoad |
| 20 | Seventh Heaven |
| 21 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 22 | SoHoGoat |
| 23 | Stat Arb 4 DumDums |
| 24 | Tequila Howie |
| 25 | The Hameltoes |
| 26 | The Joe West Show |
| 27 | The Wild Bunch |
| 28 | The513 |
| 29 | Third Wheel |
| 30 | WarOtto |
| 31 | West Virginia Party Boy |