2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Matt Fitzpatrick
| # | Team |
| 1 | #1 Seed Killers |
| 2 | Art Vandelay |
| 3 | Brick’Shithouse |
| 4 | Darkness Retreat |
| 5 | David Hasselhoff |
| 6 | Degenerates |
| 7 | Five Oompa Loompas |
| 8 | NY Jets Are Killing Me |
| 9 | Ramblers |
| 10 | SHTigers |
| 11 | Stacey's Momz Got it Going On |
| 12 | Stankford |
| 13 | The C.O.S.T.A. System |
| 14 | The Driving Crooners |
| 15 | TRYAN43 |