2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Paris Saint-Germain
| # | Team |
| 1 | #1 Joe Flacco Fan |
| 2 | 3 girls 1 schmuck |
| 3 | Comeback Kid |
| 4 | Dangerous Midge and the PissAnts |
| 5 | Darkness Retreat |
| 6 | DEATH ROW |
| 7 | Degenerates |
| 8 | Drool Monkeys |
| 9 | Grey Horse Shelby |
| 10 | Handsy Docs |
| 11 | I’ll think of one later |
| 12 | JumpingBrook |
| 13 | literal lee |
| 14 | Los Birdos |
| 15 | NIASKOS |
| 16 | Rounders |
| 17 | RunForrestRun |
| 18 | Scouse Poets |
| 19 | Stacey's Momz Got it Going On |
| 20 | StevieFranchise10 |
| 21 | Straw boys |
| 22 | The C.O.S.T.A. System |
| 23 | The Corporate Elbow |
| 24 | The Hameltoes |
| 25 | The Yellow Sheet |