2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Sheffield United
| # | Team |
| 1 | #1 Joe Flacco Fan |
| 2 | 3 girls 1 schmuck |
| 3 | Always Next Year |
| 4 | Apparentlyretired |
| 5 | ATHLETICS |
| 6 | Bearvers |
| 7 | BigB |
| 8 | Boiling Hot Dog Water |
| 9 | Brooklynboyz |
| 10 | Casual Craigslist Connections |
| 11 | Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! |
| 12 | Darkness Retreat |
| 13 | DEATH ROW |
| 14 | DRM2023 |
| 15 | Edwin Jackson is Immaculate |
| 16 | fallfromgrace |
| 17 | Fargin Iceholes |
| 18 | Five Oompa Loompas |
| 19 | G.B.G. Campaign |
| 20 | Goetta Gang |
| 21 | Grey Horse Shelby |
| 22 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 23 | johnlb470 |
| 24 | Junior Stargazers |
| 25 | Killerkash |
| 26 | Low Expectations |
| 27 | NY Jets Are Killing Me |
| 28 | Philly Dawgs |
| 29 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 30 | SLOMIKE |
| 31 | Spread the Love |
| 32 | Stacey's Momz Got it Going On |
| 33 | Steven Seagal |
| 34 | Syosset Shysters |
| 35 | Telemarketing Aces |
| 36 | The C.O.S.T.A. System |
| 37 | The Yellow Sheet |
| 38 | The513 |
| 39 | Walton's World |
| 40 | WarOtto |
| 41 | We Don't Talk About Bruno |
| 42 | Zander FC |