2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Newcastle United
| # | Team |
| 1 | 4 year Starters |
| 2 | Always Next Year |
| 3 | Back the blue |
| 4 | Bearvers |
| 5 | BlueCrew21 |
| 6 | Brooklynboyz |
| 7 | Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! |
| 8 | CiC |
| 9 | Cinghiale |
| 10 | Comcast and Fletcher Out 2022 |
| 11 | Contra541 |
| 12 | Deez Nuts |
| 13 | DinglePox |
| 14 | Dock Ellis |
| 15 | Doolio |
| 16 | EtAl |
| 17 | Evidence Lacking |
| 18 | Failcons |
| 19 | Fat Bernie’s waterbeds |
| 20 | Fick Can Still Get Our Nuts |
| 21 | Grassy Nole |
| 22 | Impractical Jokers |
| 23 | Johnny Backpacks |
| 24 | Karma Train |
| 25 | Kenneth Goulet, Private Investigator |
| 26 | KillerKash |
| 27 | Los Birdos |
| 28 | Make America Gronk Again |
| 29 | MATTIMCANDREWS |
| 30 | Mkratch |
| 31 | Nax Squared |
| 32 | NoelG27 |
| 33 | Oxen of the Sun |
| 34 | Patatas |
| 35 | Pinche Gringos |
| 36 | Primed 2 Go |
| 37 | Pump'nDump |
| 38 | RangerRocky |
| 39 | Ripped the Dry Snatch On the Dock |
| 40 | Robert Gamez Pool Party All-Stars |
| 41 | Running 40 Miles on Fruitcake |
| 42 | Sacrifice Blunts |
| 43 | SHTIGERS |
| 44 | Stankford |
| 45 | The Bizuation |
| 46 | The Cayuts |
| 47 | The Hatchmen |
| 48 | The Hefty Lefty |
| 49 | The Three Degenerates |
| 50 | Tottenham HiltSpurs |
| 51 | Warden’s Dilemma |
| 52 | We Don't Talk About Bruno |
| 53 | You Might Win |