2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Boston Celtics
| # | Team |
| 1 | Beakers Tweakers |
| 2 | Bearvers |
| 3 | Buckeyes3620 |
| 4 | DeVanzo Shift |
| 5 | Fonzinoons |
| 6 | Handsy Docs |
| 7 | Henry the Good Doy |
| 8 | Jackie Treehorn |
| 9 | Make America Gronk Again |
| 10 | ManoMania |
| 11 | Marv Levy |
| 12 | Matt Nagy Me 2 Death |
| 13 | Motor City Dan Fan Club |
| 14 | PJM |
| 15 | Red Deaths |
| 16 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 17 | Shailene Woodley |
| 18 | SoHo Goat |
| 19 | Stoney Run Villagers |
| 20 | Tasty Waves |
| 21 | Team DGC |
| 22 | The C.O.S.T.A. System |
| 23 | The Dude Abides |
| 24 | The Salty Dogs |
| 25 | Total Devastation |
| 26 | ultracrepidare |