2024/2025 Decathlon: Who Selected: Illinois
| # | Team |
| 1 | $3 Miller Lites |
| 2 | A1 type of guy |
| 3 | Ashley Remembered |
| 4 | ATHLETICS! |
| 5 | Augustus Gloop's Chocolate River |
| 6 | Balls of Fuery |
| 7 | Bam Bam |
| 8 | BenSimmonsWitDaPen |
| 9 | BOHICA Tribesmen |
| 10 | Bondslingers |
| 11 | Born for Social Distancing |
| 12 | boyztrip |
| 13 | Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! |
| 14 | Dalé |
| 15 | David Hasselhoff |
| 16 | Donkey Punching |
| 17 | Dr. Fauci |
| 18 | F.C. Poutine |
| 19 | Fick Can Still Get Our Nuts |
| 20 | Gypsy puss in the flesh |
| 21 | Haymart/McAdams |
| 22 | illetram yeoj |
| 23 | It's A Shpadoinkle Day |
| 24 | Jedi Milo |
| 25 | JoeRobbieStadium |
| 26 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 27 | Kissing Cousins |
| 28 | KJCLJC |
| 29 | Mask On! Mask Off! |
| 30 | MattyRads |
| 31 | Megatron0525 |
| 32 | MGOCOVID19 |
| 33 | N.Y. Jets are killing me |
| 34 | NIASKOS |
| 35 | No Shorties |
| 36 | Off On Your Mother |
| 37 | Pare La Musica |
| 38 | Patatas |
| 39 | PHX Illini |
| 40 | Project Badass |
| 41 | Running 40 Miles on Fruitcake |
| 42 | she·nan·i·gans |
| 43 | Special Ks! |
| 44 | The Usual Suspects |
| 45 | The209 |
| 46 | TheTigerKingOfSports |
| 47 | Thirteen Five |
| 48 | Trevor’s Kickass Team |
| 49 | Tundra Prius |
| 50 | Two Doofs |
| 51 | You Might Win |