2024/2025 Decathlon: Who Selected: F- Simona Halep
| # | Team |
| 1 | Artichoked |
| 2 | Beershowers |
| 3 | Bondslingers |
| 4 | Canadian Crippler |
| 5 | DEATH ROW |
| 6 | Donkey Punching |
| 7 | F.C. Poutine |
| 8 | Killer Bs |
| 9 | Not Gelded |
| 10 | Randolph and Mortimer |
| 11 | Ripped the Dry Snatch on the Dock |
| 12 | Shower Sharts |
| 13 | The Antibodies |
| 14 | TheTigerKingOfSports |