2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: x Sock, Jack
| # | Team |
| 1 | ! |
| 2 | 33 of them |
| 3 | A King and 3 Rocks |
| 4 | Afternoon Delight |
| 5 | BLC 4 Life |
| 6 | BuffaloFingerMeSub |
| 7 | Chicago Sunroofs |
| 8 | Dan & Dave |
| 9 | Danger Zone |
| 10 | Dickathletes |
| 11 | Dubble Bubble |
| 12 | Elbow Deep in Meryl Streep |
| 13 | Flying Bears |
| 14 | Forgetting Brandon Marshall |
| 15 | M&T |
| 16 | MyHusbandMadeMeDoThis |
| 17 | Oh Shit Omar Comin' |
| 18 | One Large Love Worm |
| 19 | Our Lady of the ReUP |
| 20 | Project Badass |
| 21 | RG-CLE |
| 22 | Rulers of the Universe |
| 23 | SLOHollywood |
| 24 | South Jersey Stunnas |
| 25 | Stinkers to Never a Chance |
| 26 | The C.O.S.T.A. System |
| 27 | The GOATS |
| 28 | TinCity |
| 29 | Ty Webb |
| 30 | yz's winners |
| 31 | Zubs |