2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Louis Oosthuizen
| # | Team |
| 1 | #MakeDinglesGreatAgain |
| 2 | BUCK University |
| 3 | Carlito Brigante |
| 4 | Chicago Sunroofs |
| 5 | DickPicSender |
| 6 | Docile Beasts |
| 7 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 8 | FC Poutine |
| 9 | Greatpoint |
| 10 | Kaepernick for MVP |
| 11 | Let's Nail This Like Big J |
| 12 | Lovey's due for some Jamie |
| 13 | Malibu |
| 14 | Ollie World |
| 15 | Patty's Midnight Runners |
| 16 | Red ones |
| 17 | Ryan's in Charge |
| 18 | San Jose 69ers |
| 19 | shenanigans |
| 20 | sofa kings |
| 21 | SportsFanatic |
| 22 | Sutter Gutters |
| 23 | T-Diddy |
| 24 | Tasty Waves |
| 25 | Tundra Prius |
| 26 | Two Doofs |