2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: UMBC
| # | Team |
| 1 | #realangrybitterhbrutroll |
| 2 | [PTS] Gamblor |
| 3 | Andy Parlay |
| 4 | Balls Deep |
| 5 | BigB |
| 6 | Brendan Dassey |
| 7 | Crunchwrap Supreme |
| 8 | Dan Dan the Drywall Man |
| 9 | David Hasselhoff |
| 10 | Dickathletes |
| 11 | DILLIGAF |
| 12 | Dr. Mantis Toboggan |
| 13 | Fightin' Amish |
| 14 | Go Bulldogs! |
| 15 | Grip It and Sip It 3.0 |
| 16 | Janefonda |
| 17 | Kaepernick for MVP |
| 18 | Kindergarten Cop |
| 19 | Klitz with a K |
| 20 | Miller Beers |
| 21 | Morrison Team |
| 22 | Mr. Jones and Friends |
| 23 | Mud Butt |
| 24 | Necrophilia, you necrofeelme? |
| 25 | Not now Jian Yang! |
| 26 | Orange Huskies |
| 27 | Pare La Musica |
| 28 | Pepe Silvia |
| 29 | Projo Boys Beast Mode |
| 30 | Ray's Safety Report |
| 31 | Senior&Son |
| 32 | Smelly Balls |
| 33 | Subway Hero |
| 34 | TankMush |
| 35 | The Boys of Saturday |
| 36 | The Three Judges |
| 37 | Two Bad Hombrés |
| 38 | Whitebread |
| 39 | WVU XFactor |