2019 Event Summary: Horse Racing

Status: Completed

RULES: HORSE RACING

Racing is the 3 legs of the Triple Crown: The Kentucky Derby, the Preakness and the Belmont Stakes.

Q1: Kentucky Derby
The women wear fancy hats and the drink of choice is a $17 mint julep that makes your SEC stadium bud light look like a good deal. 20 horses are available and seeded. Choose 5 horses which add up to no more than 27 seed points. For example, you could choose horses with seed values of 10-10-3-3-0 (26 pts) but not horses with seed values of 10-7-7-5-0 (29 pts). You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are based roughly off the initial odds posted here

Picks will stay open until just before post time; Sat 5/4 3:40p Pacific. Any attempts to enter picks after this deadline will result in a severe decathlon penalty.

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 80 points
3rd place... 65 points
4th place... 50 points
5th place... 40 points
6th place... 25 points
7th thru 10th place... 10 points
11th place or worse... 0 points

Q2: Preakness
Nobody really knows where Pimlico is, altho it sounds like maybe there's a wormhole in Maryland just off Hwy83 that dumps you into New Jersey.

There are 13 horses are racing, Choose 3 horses which add up to 9 or fewer seed points. You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are loosely based off odds

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 75 points
3rd place... 50 points
4th place... 35 points
5th place... 25 points
6th place... 15 points
7th place... 10 points
8th place... 5 points
9th and worse... 0 points

Picks will stay open until just before post time; 5/18 340p Pacific. Any attempts to enter picks after this deadline will result in a severe decathlon penalty.

Q3: Belmont Stakes
The third leg of the triple crown. Yawn.

Choose 3 horses which add up to 9 or fewer seed points. There are just 10 horses are racing, so you get nearly a third of the field. Note that only the top 7 finishers will earn points. You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are based off the initial odds posted here

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 75 points
3rd place... 55 points
4th place... 45 points
5th place... 35 points
6th place... 20 points
7th place... 10 points
8th or worse... 0 points

Picks lock shortly before the race starts - Sat 6/8 at 3:40pm Pacific

 
POINT RECAP: HORSE RACING

Kentucky Derby
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Gray Magician (0) 242 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Master Fencer (0) 100 25 0 0 0 0 0 25
Bodexpress (0) 159 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Plus Que Parfait (3) 28 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Cutting Humor (3) 160 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Haikal (3) 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Long Range Toddy (3) 38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Spinoff (3) 69 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Country House (3) 32 100 0 0 0 0 0 100
War Of Will (5) 122 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Tax (5) 61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
By My Standards (5) 122 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Vekoma (5) 67 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maximum Security (7) 283 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tacitus (7) 355 65 0 0 0 0 0 65
Code Of Honor (7) 69 80 0 0 0 0 0 80
Win Win Win (7) 65 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Game Winner (10) 191 40 0 0 0 0 0 40
Improbable (10) 253 50 0 0 0 0 0 50
Roadster (10) 53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Preakness
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Signalman (1) 209 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Market King (1) 79 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Everfast (1) 36 75 0 0 0 0 0 75
Laughing Fox (2) 75 25 0 0 0 0 0 25
Bodexpress (2) 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bourbon War (3) 274 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
Warrior's Charge (3) 45 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
Win Win Win (3) 81 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
War of Will (4) 141 100 0 0 0 0 0 100
Anothertwistafate (4) 47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Alwaysmining (4) 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Owendale (4) 83 50 0 0 0 0 0 50
Improbable (5) 217 15 0 0 0 0 0 15
Belmont Stakes
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Joevia (1) 348 55 0 0 0 0 0 55
Master Fencer (3) 79 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
Everfast (3) 73 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Intrepid Heart (3) 216 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sir Winston (3) 124 100 0 0 0 0 0 100
Spinoff (3) 60 20 0 0 0 0 0 20
Tax (3) 76 45 0 0 0 0 0 45
Bourbon War (3) 113 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tacitus (5) 252 75 0 0 0 0 0 75
War of Will (5) 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
LEADERBOARD: HORSE RACING

#   Team Points
1   Hezzy Jimbos 605
2   Truffle Butter Express 585
3   Springfield Isotopes 575
4   Egg Salad Sandwich 555
5   Stack The Pool 545
6   Steve's Return to Glory 520
7   Flip Flip Flipadelphia 515
8   Smokeys 510
9   Garys FTW 505
10   Scavnasties 495
11   OurYear19-20 490
12   #D'Naughty 485
--   OldTownChode 485
--   Philly Special 485
15   Shimmer 480
16   GBS 475
17   The Usual Suspects 470
--   Two U's Two K's NO Heart 470
19   Jimmy Dugan 465
20   The Revolting Blobs 460
21   Amateur Hour 455
--   Donkey Kong Kill Screen 455
--   Well-Lived Coaching 455
24   Patty's Midnight Runners 450
--   The Barksdales 450
26   AAF Memorial 445
--   DingleDingle 445
--   The Dusters 445
29   Bronx bombers 440
--   GEOFF KELLER IS MY HERO 440
--   META. MUNCHKINS 20 440
32   LucCon2019 430
33   Rimprim 63 425
34   Alone Twogether 420
--   blue bombers 420
--   Haymart/McAdams 420
--   PhilsNDerbs13 420
38   RaymondBabbitt 415
--   Special Ks 415
--   The Masterminds 415
41   Power Top 410
--   Sportwonks 410
43   ARMYdoc 405
--   G.B.G. Campaign 405
--   Miami Heaters Only 405
--   No Shorties 405
47   Ashley Remembered 400
--   Beakers Tweakers 400
--   Charitable Donation 400
--   Fuji Bombs 400
--   Golden Earrings 400
--   Team Popolow 400
--   TheNeverNudes 400
--   Two Doofs 400
55   Death Star 395
--   Fonzinoons 395
--   GME 395
--   I Got Worms 395
--   Projoís Dojo 395
60   Aldinho and Sully 390
--   ARMageddon 390
--   Da Stucci Brothers 390
--   Father & Son-in-Law 390
--   Gambling is Illegal at Bushwood 390
--   McGopolis 390
--   Party Like It's 09 390
67   Fab 5 385
--   Famous Jewish Sports Legends 385
--   Little Chocolate Donuts 385
--   Russell the Muscle 385
--   Wentz Wagon 385
72   Bulls on Parade 380
--   Caffeine Achiever 380
--   Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! 380
--   Flaccid Thunder by Eddie Merlot's 380
--   Safe From Elimination 380
--   theangrybitterhbrutroll 380
78   22 Milez Away 375
--   Atlantic City Knights 375
--   Bad Lieutenant 375
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--   TheLittleKid 375
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91   Beer Barons 370
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99   HelplesslyHopingHilton 365
--   Japanese Porn Ferish 365
--   Leckarello 365
--   Off the Handle 365
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--   Team Quack 365
--   Texas Hedge 365
--   tlamb5187 365
108   Docile Beasts 360
--   Garnutch BBB's 360
--   Helllooo! La La La 360
--   IfIScoreMorePointsThanTheOthers... 360
--   YesAwesome 360
113   ChubbsPeterson 355
--   MFnParr 355
--   The Hameltoes 355
--   Vampire Sorority Babes 355
117   Bald Balder Baldest 350
--   Brule's Rules 350
--   Cheeser31 350
--   Dragonroll 350
--   Eggs on the Roof 350
--   Lazy Leandro 350
--   Oakland (P-T-B-N-L) A's 350
--   TEAM DEUCE 350
--   The Dude Abides 350
--   Welshrr 350
127   BCP 2019 345
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--   Walloping Weinbags 345
133   brooklynboyz 340
--   ChillWaveCaps 340
--   Let'sNailThisLikeBigJ 340
--   Oozing Machismo, ESQ 340
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--   The Wild Bunch 340
--   Yankees Suck 340
140   AnnArbaughs 335
--   Danger Zone 335
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--   johnb470 335
--   Let do it for Jhonny! 335
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147   Attachment Points 330
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--   Sibling Rivalry 330
157   Doin Wirk 325
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--   Tycatís Litterbox 325
168   David Hasselhoff 320
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--   El Chupacabra 320
--   fc poutine 320
--   Glorious Alts 320
--   Ladder43 320
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--   NIASKOS 320
--   PJM 320
--   Suplex Spectacles 320
--   The 209 320
--   Those are I.O.U.'s 320
--   Woke Up Feeling Dangerous 320
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183   $3 Miller Lites 315
--   Driver 315
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--   Mike Stevens JMU 315
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--   Sandhills Stunners 315
--   Senior&Son 315
--   Team Wood 315
--   The Champs Champ 315
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201   BBB- Big Bowron Brand 310
--   Big Ragu 310
--   Dad Vasectomy 310
--   Not Mine 310
--   RJMARINO 310
--   SH TIGERS 310
--   SportsFanatic 310
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--   Yippee-Ki-Yay MFers 310
--   Zola n Double A 310
212   AndyParlay 305
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--   Chicksy Dix 305
--   Cleveland Steamers 305
--   Fighting Irish 305
--   Flying Bears 305
--   Longwood Legends 305
--   Nittany Lion 305
--   NY Jets Are Killing Me 305
--   Pare La Musica 305
--   Randolph and Mortimer 305
--   SLO Mike 305
--   The Farbs 305
--   The Rodfather 305
--   The Vlad Lads 305
--   West Virginia Party Boys 305
--   World Champion Orlando Apollos 305
230   3 in the Stink 300
--   BYE WEEK 300
--   Chosen Newton 300
--   Donít call me Joey 300
--   Ferda 300
--   JCJ Triple Crown 300
--   Kzoo Crew 300
--   League of Shadows 300
--   Off Constantly 300
--   Too Dope! 300
--   WALSH! 300
--   Yahtzee!! 300
242   3 Guys 1 Cup 295
--   My Team's On The Floor 295
--   Nerd Alert! 295
--   The Hawks 295
--   Van Buren Boys 295
--   ZFG 295
248   ChubbsPinkyFinger 290
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--   My bobblehead has bad sneakers 290
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--   The Dancing Bears 290
257   CincyBeerBuds 2.0 285
--   Jedi Milo 285
--   MDubs Triumvirate 285
--   Mutt Cutts 285
--   Team Beno 285
--   WhyNot? 285
--   Winter Sucks 285
264   ASigPhi 280
--   Bean Boge Ballers 280
--   Bochy's Farewell Tour 280
--   Cash Kinghorn 280
--   CavAndKellz 280
--   Cinnamon Flakes 280
--   Do Wrong Right 280
--   John Daly for President 280
--   Pay Us! 280
--   Rocky Mountain Way 280
--   rtronce 280
--   Tulsa Trannies 280
276   All The Way Black 275
--   Anything is Possiblllllllllllllllllllle 275
--   Bam Bam 275
--   Brad's Crossed Arms 275
--   Eskimo Brothers 275
--   Favre's Dick Picks 275
--   Favre's Prick Picks 275
--   Giggybunt 275
--   Happy Valley 275
--   Impractical Jokers 275
--   Just Gurley Things 275
--   Kikumbas 275
--   Locksmen 275
--   Mack7732 275
--   Managing Managers 275
--   Mean Meat 275
--   Miami vice 275
--   PAUPAU! 275
--   Prestige Worldwide 275
--   Ryan's Lions 275
--   Stat Arb for Dummies 275
--   steel curtain 275
--   Team Houzzzzz 275
--   The513 275
--   Yo-Nays 275
301   A1 Sport Too 2 270
--   Art Vandelay 270
--   Colonel Pedro 270
--   Friedlock 270
--   Gambling $$ 270
--   Macho Row 270
--   The C.O.S.T.A. System 270
--   Violet Beauregarde is a Blueberry 270
309   4 Dudes 1 Couch 265
--   6Aces 4Skins & a 3Putt 265
--   Andalooch 265
--   Big Hitter The Lama 265
--   Big Jim! 265
--   Eddie's Cruisers 265
--   Go Bulldogs! 265
--   Jacoby Jones Gold Glove 265
--   John Freeman 265
--   Johnny Backpacks 265
--   KogerRoad 265
--   Oliver Rose 265
--   Rats Gamblers 265
--   Roger Dornís Ole! Academy 265
--   Shananigans 265
--   Taco Dirty to Me 265
--   Thosethatcan'tteach 265
--   We Are... 265
327   #ToiletBeers 260
--   KungFu Pandovals 260
--   L-Train 260
--   Noelg27 260
--   Reno Time Share 260
--   The author of Catcher in the Rye 260
--   The Great Soutarski 260
334   #Donadio Jr. 255
--   Can O'Whoopass 255
--   Grassy Nole 255
--   Gutter Trojans 255
--   Kissing Cousins 255
--   Mistake by the Lake 255
--   Orange is Oranger 255
--   Orchids of Asia 255
--   Pablo Sanchez 255
--   PauScauJa 255
--   Penguins and Polar Bears 255
--   The Joe West Show 255
--   The Salty Dogs 255
347   Balls Models 250
--   Community College Fund 250
--   Devin Nunes' Dad 250
--   Dirty Mike and the Boys 250
--   Fuji's Fockers 250
--   Handsy Docs 250
--   Health.Moves.Minds. 250
--   Lompton 250
--   Longwood's Finest 250
--   RD 250
--   Robocolonels 250
358   Bolet 245
--   Gypsy Puss Returns 245
--   Sexy Rexy Grossman 245
--   sgsgsgsg 245
--   Spitters Are Quitters 245
--   SwissMisterAU 245
--   The Blue Mountain Devils 245
365   4th & Gaul 240
--   Albin's Squad 240
--   Brady & Manning 240
--   Greatpoint 240
--   Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle 240
--   leaman07 240
--   Nostradumbass 240
--   The Bizuation 240
373   Ain't We Lucky We Got'em 235
--   Beershowers 235
--   BOHICA Tribesmen 235
--   Gilbert Snape 235
--   In play, out(s). 235
--   Kangatron 235
--   Might Have a Problem 235
--   Mr. Jones and Friends 235
--   TheRealPSK 235
--   Unicorns Are Jerks 235
--   Vegas Bedspread 235
384   BDBB - The Original 230
--   BigB 230
--   Boo-yah 230
--   Diamond Medallion 230
--   I4 Corridor 230
--   La Cheeserie 230
--   Mean Team 230
--   Sleehrats 230
392   AFreedie 225
--   Double Down 225
--   DoubleT1324 225
--   Fo Shizzle 225
--   Lunatic Fringe 225
--   M&T 225
--   OMG 225
--   Schwardy 225
--   Shart Garfunkel 225
--   That Ain't Mayo 225
--   The Killer C's 225
403   Bentley's Bitches 220
--   Butthole Bill 220
--   Cinderella Story 220
--   CRR 220
--   Gusdad74 220
--   Joe Robbie Stadium 220
--   Kitten Mittens 220
--   The Fighting Tuckmans 220
--   We The Fans Network 220
--   Yes to Adventure 220
413   Benny LaJett Rodriguez 215
--   BPAthletes97 215
--   Oasis 215
--   sachsgoblue 215
--   SPORTS! 215
418   'Bating Jackers 210
--   Grayson Allen..Still My Hero 210
--   ManorMobbinWVU III 210
--   My Special Purpose 210
--   Wacenske Team 210
423   Dad Boner 205
--   DEATH ROW 205
--   Dhaul42 205
--   Drixx Picks 205
--   Gyros & Sheftalies 205
--   The ambiguously Oliver Yee Duo 205
429   Capper2227 200
--   Fightin' Amish 200
--   Full Mast Blast 200
--   Hebert 200
--   Markelle Fultz is Good 200
--   MegaCool 200
--   TGentile 200
--   Travel Nurses 200
437   Inglorious Bastards 195
--   Rusty's Raiders 195
--   SoHoGoat 195
--   Subway Hero 195
441   KP Klystrons 190
--   Little Yerry Stackhouse 190
--   Ohio Players 190
--   Piss Ants & Spiders 190
--   StankMo 190
446   Brendan Mooney 185
--   Jimmy G for MVP 185
--   KevandCaro309 185
--   TrueSpartan 185
--   walterhouston25 185
451   BamaDad71 180
--   Bearvers 180
--   Better than a Stick in Your eye 180
--   Blue Lightning 180
455   Double Dribble 175
--   Ice Cold Hank Flamingo 175
--   Michielli4340 175
--   walterhouston22 175
459   Ctrl + Alt + Del All Competition 170
--   Triplets for the Win 170
461   Maybe this year? 165
--   WDYG 165
463   AUmilo 160
--   Frat 160
--   Trevorís Kickass Team 160
466   JetsMetsCanes19 155
--   JW4221 155
--   Marcus Morris Sucks 155
--   Nuckin Futs 1920 155
470   Damage, Inc. 150
--   Dutchmen 150
--   Mags37 150
--   Pepe Silvia 150
--   Ramblers 150
--   The Right Angle 150
476   HTown Goonies 145
--   Jackie Treehorn 145
--   Manganelli Mambo 145
--   stimulus me 145
--   Yogi & Bob Bob 145
481   fallfromgrace 140
--   Paulisstillawanker 140
--   PHX Illini 140
--   PoopityScoop 140
--   The Peopleís Champ 140
486   Get These Nuts Fick 135
--   Pablo Escobar 135
--   Ripped the Dry Snatch on the Dock 135
--   The High Pitch Erics 135
490   LHS llc 130
491   Shower Sharts 125
492   AnchorDown 115
493   Mackattack 110
--   Walton's World 110
495   Campen 100
496   Flying V 95
497   Utah...Get me two, two 80
498   Lumberjacks 70
499   TOM SD 60