2017 Event Summary: Horse Racing

Status: Completed

RULES: HORSE RACING

Horse Racing is the 3 legs of the Triple Crown: The Kentucky Derby, the Preakness and the Belmont Stakes. We'll pick before each race.

Q1: Kentucky Derby
The women wear fancy hats and the drink of choice is a $17 mint julep that makes your SEC stadium bud light look like a good deal. 20 horses are available and seeded. Choose 5 horses which add up to no more than 18 seed points. For example, you could choose horses with seed values of 7-5-5-1-0 (18 pts) or 7-5-3-1-1 (17 pts), but not horses with seed values of 7-7-3-1-1 (19 pts). You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are based roughly off the early odds posted here

Picks will stay open until just before post time; Sat 5/6 3:30p Pacific. Any attempts to enter picks after this deadline will result in a severe decathlon penalty.

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 80 points
3rd place... 65 points
4th place... 50 points
5th place... 40 points
6th place... 25 points
7th thru 10th place... 10 points
11th place or worse... 0 points

Q2: Preakness
Nobody really knows where Pimlico is, altho it sounds like maybe there's a wormhole in Maryland just off Hwy83 that dumps you into New Jersey.

Choose 3 horses which add up to 8 or fewer seed points. There are 10 horses are racing, so you get nearly a third of the field. Note that only the top 8 finishers will earn points. You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are based off the initial odds posted here

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 75 points
3rd place... 50 points
4th place... 35 points
5th place... 25 points
6th place... 15 points
7th place... 10 points
8th place... 10 points
9th place or worse...0 points

Picks will stay open until just before post time; 5/20 3:40p Pacific. Any attempts to enter picks after this deadline will result in a severe decathlon penalty.

Q3: Belmont Stakes
The third leg of the triple crown - usually nobody cares much about this race of previous runnersup... and this year is no different.

Choose 4 horses which add up to 12 or fewer seed points. There are 12 horses are racing. Note that only the top 8 finishers will earn points. You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are based off the initial odds posted here

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 75 points
3rd place... 50 points
4th place... 35 points
5th place... 25 points
6th place... 15 points
7th place... 10 points
8th place... 10 points
9th place or worse...0 points

Picks will stay open until just before post time; 6/10 3:30p Pacific. Any attempts to enter picks after this deadline will result in a severe decathlon penalty.

 
POINT RECAP: HORSE RACING

Kentucky Derby
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Sonneteer (0) 262 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fast and Accurate (0) 112 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Patch (1) 132 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Untrapped (1) 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
State of Honor (1) 56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Battle of Midway (1) 144 65 0 0 0 0 0 65
Irap (3) 31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
J Boys Echo (3) 47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tapwrit (3) 140 25 0 0 0 0 0 25
Thunder Snow (3) 153 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Practical Joke (3) 62 40 0 0 0 0 0 40
Lookin at Lee (3) 83 80 0 0 0 0 0 80
Gunnevera (5) 107 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Gormley (5) 78 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Hence (5) 120 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Girvin (5) 21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Classic Empire (7) 95 50 0 0 0 0 0 50
Always Dreaming (7) 147 100 0 0 0 0 0 100
Irish War Cry (7) 205 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
McCraken (7) 143 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Preakness
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Term of Art (1) 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Senior Investment (1) 48 50 0 0 0 0 0 50
Multiplier (1) 91 15 0 0 0 0 0 15
Hence (1) 188 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Conquest Mo Money (2) 209 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Gunnevera (2) 141 25 0 0 0 0 0 25
Cloud Computing (3) 74 100 0 0 0 0 0 100
Lookin at Lee (3) 79 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
Classic Empire (4) 221 75 0 0 0 0 0 75
Always Dreaming (5) 176 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Belmont Stakes
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Hollywood Handsome (1) 66 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Patch (1) 198 50 0 0 0 0 0 50
Meantime (2) 72 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Twisted Tom (2) 92 15 0 0 0 0 0 15
J Boys Echo (2) 128 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Multiplier (2) 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Senior Investment (3) 199 25 0 0 0 0 0 25
Gormley (3) 123 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
Tapwrit (3) 274 100 0 0 0 0 0 100
Irish War Cry (5) 310 75 0 0 0 0 0 75
Lookin at Lee (5) 97 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Epicharis (5) 17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
LEADERBOARD: HORSE RACING

#   Team Points
1   Chico's Bail Bonds 720
2   WVU XFactor 655
3   Beaker's Tweakers 600
--   Beer Barons 600
--   Bronx Bombers 600
--   Gutter Trojans 600
7   #MakeDinglesGreatAgain 590
8   Patty's Midnight Runners 585
9   Grayson Allen...Still My Hero 575
--   TheRealPSK 575
--   Times New Roman Investment Club 575
12   Brooklynboyz 565
13   #JohnMatthewStafford 560
--   Pare La Musica 560
15   Jefferson's Reserves 550
16   Andy Parlay 545
--   The Vlad Lads 545
18   Ain't We Lucky We Got 'Em 535
19   Booze For Duzz 530
--   Mick and Mack 530
--   NoVA Stihl 530
--   Stewpidhead 530
23   Dock Ellis 525
--   HermosaNewy 525
--   The Bleeps, Sweeps and the Creeps 525
--   You Might Win 525
27   13B 520
--   40 ANOS 520
29   Art Vandelay 515
--   Cayuts All Day 515
--   NY Jets are killing me 515
--   Twinz 515
33   Done After One 510
--   Dubnation 510
--   Kangatron 510
--   Little Chocolate Donuts 510
--   Off the Handle 510
--   Oracle 510
--   Orange Huskies 510
--   Project Badass 510
41   FIFA Clique 505
--   The Dude Abides 505
43   BauerPlay 500
--   Favre's Dick Picks 500
--   Grip It and Sip It 3.0 500
--   Jim Brockway All-Stars 500
--   Premature Decathulation 500
48   Afternoon Delight 495
--   DaddyFreddy 495
--   Gyros & Sheftalies 495
--   Ice Eagle 495
--   Sport Save America 495
--   STL4TW 495
--   Tasty Waves 495
--   The Right Angle 495
56   Da Stucci Brothers 485
--   Eddie's Cruisers 485
--   Favre's Prick Picks 485
59   Flying Bears 480
--   JUGGERNAUT 480
--   Safe From Elimination 480
62   Forgetting Brandon Marshall 475
--   Trust the Process 475
--   Yogi & Bob Bob 475
65   #realangrybitterhbrutroll 470
--   Blind Luck 470
--   Carlito Brigante 470
--   Danger Zone 470
--   JC's Role Players 470
--   M&T 470
--   Patz Playaz 470
--   Phase 3 Profit 470
--   SportsFanatic 470
--   stimulus me 470
--   The Farbs 470
--   The Hawks 470
--   The Salty Dogs 470
--   Those That Can't Teach 470
--   TripleA 470
--   ValiMorons 470
81   ManorMobbinWVU 465
--   The Rodfather 465
83   Atlantic City Knights 460
--   Boss Hogg 460
--   DEATH ROW 460
--   FinkleIsEinhorn 460
--   Go Yanks 460
--   Miami Vice 460
--   RG-CLE 460
90   Chaw Dawgs 455
--   Fonzinoons 455
--   GBS 455
--   Rhetty and Willy 455
--   Step Above Coaching 455
95   Bye Shane Five 450
--   Carol's Mashed Potatoes 450
--   Fighting Irish 450
--   goblue 450
--   lonzo ballsack 450
100   'Insured' to Win 445
--   DaBearsOfMoState 445
--   Dutchmen 445
--   G.B.G. Campaign 445
--   Jimmy Dugan 445
--   matthatter 445
--   Performance Enhancing Drunks V 445
--   Royale with Cheese 445
--   The 209 445
--   The Independent Variable 445
110   #FrogNation 440
--   Wing Man 440
112   Asian Invasion 435
--   Big Mac Bets 435
--   Cayler Worldwide 435
--   Dalé 435
--   El Chupacabra 435
--   Heinzelman 435
--   Mr.Vondigalish 435
--   MyTeam'sOnTheFloor 435
--   Nuckin Futs Again 435
--   That's the fact, Jack! 435
--   The Boys of Saturday 435
--   The Librarian 435
124   A Jew & A Greek 430
--   Bowron & Bowron 430
--   Fat Stacks 430
--   Red ones 430
--   The Deplorables 430
129   Jenkins Bros 425
--   Shower Sharts 425
--   Steve Wentz 425
132   Big Pappi 420
--   Caffeine Achievers 420
--   CANDY FROM LIL' BABIES 420
--   Chicago Sunroofs 420
--   Eazy Money 420
--   Great White Buffalo 420
--   Hokie Pokie 420
--   Necrophilia, you necrofeelme? 420
--   Pepe Silvia 420
--   San Jose 69ers 420
--   staten islands finest 420
--   Syxxfngrs 420
--   The Bizuation 420
--   The Return of Chaw 420
--   Wim Hof win 420
147   #ToiletBeers 415
--   jazzy14 415
--   Mud Butt 415
150   Cards34 410
--   Cleveland Cavanaughliers 410
--   Nuke Laloosh 410
--   TEAM HASHIMOTO 410
154   1% Perspiration 405
--   Bears, Devils, Heels Oh My 405
--   Big TDs (.)(.) 405
--   cdloughmiller 405
--   Fig 405
--   Foghorn 405
--   Genco Importers 405
--   Stack the Pool 405
162   Dubble Bubble 400
--   Elbow Deep in Meryl Streep 400
--   fallfromgrace 400
--   Peruvian Circus Clowns 400
--   shenanigans 400
--   sully and aldhino 400
--   Tonic 400
--   Yo-Nays 400
170   Bitc..Slapped 395
--   Eli Did GREAT 395
--   Greatpoint 395
--   Hondo II 395
--   Johnny Backpacks 395
--   Josh Levine 395
--   Kaepernick for MVP 395
--   Mr. Jones and Friends 395
--   Psycho Mangos 395
--   SLOHollywood 395
--   South Jersey Stunnas 395
--   Spitters Are Quitters 395
--   Steel Curtain 395
--   TBD 395
--   The Three Judges 395
--   Zola n Double A 395
186   ChrisandMarc 390
--   Eskimo Brothers 390
--   Not Gunna Say It 390
189   Ashley Remembered 385
--   Dan & Dave 385
--   DickPicSender 385
--   Golden Earrings 385
--   Mike and Dave's excellent adventure 385
--   Reverse Psychology 385
--   Rich Friedman 385
--   Rulers of the Universe 385
--   Stank 385
--   Two Doofs 385
199   Hamdisk 380
--   Happens in Oakland never stays in Vegas 380
--   Locked in a Dumpster 380
--   Ned Nederlander 380
--   Over The Hill Gang 380
--   SexyRexyGrossman 380
--   The Gringo Warrior 380
--   The Hameltoes 380
--   Urban Shocker 380
208   Bill Cosby's Sleepers 375
--   Gambling $$ 375
--   Klitz with a K 375
--   Nerd Alert! 375
--   OGShowtime 375
--   Team Quack 375
214   ASigPhi 370
--   Balls Deep 370
--   Big Dogs 370
--   Dad Boner 370
--   Go Bulldogs! 370
--   Hayday Payday 370
--   Hizer/Amar 370
--   Kinfolk'n A 370
--   Mr. Bean 370
--   Nax Squared 2.0 370
--   Ollie World 370
--   Rusty's Raiders 370
--   Warren Buffett's Quant 370
--   Zubs 370
228   Famous Jewish Sports Legends 365
--   Whitebread 365
230   Bearvers 360
--   Cheers'04'07'13 360
--   Fisch_stix 360
--   Schwarbombs Over Baghdad 360
--   Tundra Prius 360
235   Anti Tar Heel Alliance 355
--   Billy Ripken's Bat 355
--   Crunchwrap Supreme 355
--   David Hasselhoff 355
--   Homedawgs 355
--   Ray's Safety Report 355
--   Sailor Jerrys Kids 355
--   Too Many Simons 355
243   315 Bros 350
--   BS Roma 350
--   Raymond Babbitt 350
--   Taco Corp. 350
--   The C.O.S.T.A. System 350
--   The Rank Outsider_27 350
249   22 Milez Away 345
--   A King and 3 Rocks 345
--   Docile Beasts 345
--   Flyin' Tyllini 345
--   Let's Nail This Like Big J 345
--   Lovey's due for some Jamie 345
--   Slo mike 345
--   Smokin Toogs 345
257   Gritandballs 340
--   Hugh Jorgen Sports LLC 340
--   jamie arnold 340
--   King of Pain 340
--   Morrison Team 340
--   Pervin for Puss 340
--   Shart Garfunkel 340
264   Agador Spartacus 335
--   Rocky Mountain Way 335
--   Shotgun Willies 335
--   The Sugars 335
--   The Usual Suspects 335
269   Bam Bam 330
--   GeoffNJeff 330
--   Jazzpurr's Education Fund 330
--   Long Bombers 330
--   Smith Warriors 330
--   The Brew Crew 330
--   The GOATS 330
276   Howdathappen 325
--   MJD's Closers 325
--   Russell The Muscle 325
--   SLOTUG 325
--   The Ex-Presidents 325
--   The Giant Titan 325
--   Ty Webb 325
--   Wiseteets 325
284   Breakfast Beverages 320
--   czmoney 320
--   DocHoliday34 320
--   FC Poutine 320
--   Juicy Fatty Chicken Patties 320
--   NVRFULL 320
--   Projo Boys Beast Mode 320
--   Red Deaths 320
--   SunTerps 320
--   Truffle Butter Express 320
294   BLC 4 Life 315
--   Piggy's World 2017 315
--   The Brick Wall 315
297   33 of them 310
--   Boobs and Balls 310
--   Cancerman 310
--   House Crowe 310
--   Janefonda 310
--   sslefton 310
--   Twice As Nice 310
304   AmWins 305
--   Bald Italian Posse 305
--   Big Cojones 305
--   Grandon Swingers 305
--   Kindergarten Cop 305
--   Monkees 305
--   Party like it's 09 305
--   Reno Time Share 305
312   Hoyas 300
--   Oh Shit Omar Comin' 300
--   Smelly Balls 300
315   Basement Dwellers 295
--   BuffaloFingerMeSub 295
--   Subway Hero 295
318   2017Champ 290
--   Ace_Storm 290
--   Dan Dan the Drywall Man 290
--   Dr. Mantis Toboggan 290
--   I think I tore my sack 290
323   Fightin' Amish 280
--   Jorning 280
--   KingK 280
--   Metaphysical Munchkins 280
--   PBL 280
--   T-Diddy 280
--   Taconuts 280
--   The Fighting Tuckmans 280
--   Two Bad Hombrés 280
332   BUCK University 275
333   DILLIGAF 270
--   Fick Can STILL Get My Nuts 270
--   KP Klystrons 270
--   Rick Santoro 270
--   TankMush 270
338   3's A Crowd 265
--   clizzleforsizzle 265
--   Hare11 265
--   Philly's Best 265
--   Ryan's in Charge 265
--   Triplets For The Win 265
--   WHEELER 265
345   AL Champs 260
--   Corey1251 260
--   morf8311 260
--   One Large Love Worm 260
--   The Drad 260
--   yz's winners 260
351   Beatsomeass 255
--   BigB 255
--   Jimmy Vandergraff 255
--   RD 255
--   Rookies of the Year 255
--   Stinkers to Never a Chance 255
357   Biscuitsngravy 245
--   F3-Sugar 245
--   Gimme The Loot 245
--   I am Spartacus 245
--   J. Michael Sammartino 245
--   Leckarello 245
--   Taco Corp 245
--   The Big Sexy 245
--   The Doctors 245
--   West Virginia Party Boys 245
367   98LEAGUECHAMP 240
--   Dickathletes 240
--   JAllDay 240
--   Uncle Bill's Bourbon 240
371   Van Buren Boys 235
372   Handsome B. Wonderful 230
--   Illibuck 230
--   Joaquin in LA 230
375   Sam I am! Green Eggs with Dan 225
--   TinCity 225
377   [PTS] Gamblor 220
--   Gorkys 220
--   Our Lady of the ReUP 220
--   Ripped The Dry Snatch On The Dock 220
--   WEAKSAUCE 220
382   fsu312 215
--   Miller Beers 215
--   MyHusbandMadeMeDoThis 215
--   Silks1212 215
--   SNOW DAY 215
--   Top of the Muffin to You! 215
--   War Otto 215
389   Bomoseen Boys 210
--   moeller 210
--   welshrr 210
--   Worl-B-Free 210
393   Bro-Lo El Cuñado 205
--   El Buzzardo 205
--   NITTANY LIONS 29 205
--   The 513 205
397   ! 200
--   Damato Team 200
--   giggybunt 200
400   ARMageddon 195
--   Bruzzo Souvenir Co. 195
--   BWARE 195
--   Taco Banditos 195
404   Money on the wood 190
--   Senior&Son 190
--   Three-Peat 190
407   BOHICA Tribesmen 185
--   Dan Glysack 185
--   Mets2017 185
--   NINJA IN THE WOODS 185
411   Casey and Liam Fucking Rock 180
--   Palooka 180
413   Brendan Dassey 175
--   My balls Ertz 175
--   Snicklefritz 175
416   In play, out(s). 170
--   Minnesota Burritos 170
--   TeamJimmyC 170
419   JDarrow 160
420   6 Pack of Bud 155
--   Burning Dog Poo 155
--   giorgio nadi 155
--   Mouth Deli 155
--   sofa kings 155
--   Sutter Gutters 155
426   Moose 145
427   Cupid’s Rifle 140
--   Hate Machine 140
429   3 In The Stink 120
430   I Can't Stop! 105
431   Gambling is Illegal at Bushwood 100
--   ilovebadbitches 100
--   Malibu 100
434   Steve 90
--   Sweep the Leg 90
436   Gr8fulweg 85
--   Not now Jian Yang! 85
438   Points in the Paint 20
439   Michael Miller 10